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How do you break up with a sex doll?

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How do you break up with a sex doll?
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Superb Opinion

  • There must be 50 ways to leave your lover.

    You just slip out the back, Jack
    Make a new plan, Stan
    You don't need to be coy, Roy
    Just get yourself free

    Hop on the bus, Gus
    You don't need to discuss much
    Just drop off the key, Lee
    And get yourself free

    Ooh, slip out the back, Jack
    Make a new plan, Stan
    You don't need to be coy, Roy
    You just listen to me
    Hop on the bus, Gus
    You don't need to discuss much
    Just drop off the key, Lee
    And get yourself free

    https://www.youtube.com/embed/ABXtWqmArUU

    • Love that song! She broke that cd though… 😠

    • That little bitch. You're gonna have to get tough now. You have to go completely broke and have no money, no house, no car. Then get surgery to make your dick a micro dick. Then she'll leave on her own.

    • I’ve been waiting on the nuclear ☢️ option. Might burn the whole place down…

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Most Helpful Guy

  • I guess you mean getting rid of it. Not a bad question after all ;0)

    If it's an inflatable doll, no problem, just deflate it and put it the bin or put it somewhere lost for some dude to find.

    With a life sized articulated silicone doll the problem is a bit more of a challenge. My first idea is to clean it thoroughly and put it for sale on eBay or Amazone. Keep in mind such dolls can be useful, to display for instance a dress in a shop, or to a fire-brigade evacuation training, or to an art school considering models need to keep a pose for long periods of time, etc. Many silicone dolls are still beautiful genuine pieces of art, and as such can just be dressed and displayed somewhere in the house.

    • She is beautiful! But when I bring her to a shop she just buys too much crap and comes right back home with me

    • Ow ! Maybe I misunderstood what you meant with "sex doll"... You mean here an empty headed Barby like but real living girl? That would make the question far more complicated, and sorry man, I don't know the answer ;0)

    • huh? art school model... really? I think they use people.

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Most Helpful Girls

  • Put an advertisement in your local paper and shop window.

    • Slavery is illegal here…

    • Thank you for the MHO.

  • By cheating with another sex doll.

    How do you break up with a sex doll?

    • Oooohhhh that’s dangerous 😂

    • So much plastic In one room 🤤

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • Throw it away it's just a doll, it's not likely to come to life

    • Bullshit

    • You ever seen the movie chunky Annabelle dolls come to life.

    • Chucky

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  • lol kill it with fire!

    • Tried! She won’t burn 🔥 and she slapped me, took the lighter and burned me! 😳 🤕

  • Give the doll a Darth Vader funeral.

    How do you break up with a sex doll?

    • Mt thoughts exactly.

  • Take the batteries out.

    • Melt:
      How do you break up with a sex doll?

      Freeze and 💣:
      How do you break up with a sex doll?

    • She runs without batteries 😬😰

    • Oh lord….

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  • Let her get adopted to a more loving family

    • She’ll never leave of her own accord…

  • Right before the 90 day warranty is up!

    • She has a LIFETIME warranty

    • A lifetime warranty? That’s flocking awesome & does your sex doll have a name?

    • I never asked, I’ve been unable to get a word in edgewise

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  • It's quite a deflating experience...

    • I feel that one in my soul… 😢

  • No thanks.

  • Super glue all her holes shut.

    • She still has hands though! And she likes to hit

  • With a hammer, knife and plastic waste disposable bin, of course.

    It's not illegal to chop up, and dispose of a sex doll, regardless of it's AI. But you cannot dispose of it in regular recycling bins.

    It's rather funny that you will get 5 years in prison in some countries for how you dispose of plastic.

    • She cried when I read her your post. 😢 it’s a bit mean

  • On Facebook live.

  • I'm calling an intervention

    • You care!!! ❤️❤️😀

  • If it's a blow-up doll, just stab it with a pair of scissors. If it's a fancy silicone doll, do it one last time and toss it in the dumpster.

    • Last time I took her to the curb she bit me…

  • Kill it with fire 🔥🔥🔥

  • You Stab it with a knife Then you take a steel barrel throw it in and pour gasoline ⛽️ in there and throw her in there then Toss a Lighter in with her with a bunch of matches and only when you have seen dust burnt up Ashes do you Leave
    Your friend really Fucked himself when he Got that thing He clearly didn’t watch the movie Chucky or Annabelle if he did he wouldn’t of been so damn fucking stupid to up and Buy a doll.

    • No shit!!!

  • Ha ha ha

    • She laughed at me too

    • Bruh, the people in the office are looking at me funny. This shit made me chuckle so hard.

    • Lmao 🤣

  • Give her away, sell her or just through her in the garbage.

  • Find that valve - and reduce her inflated ego to mere wrinkles.

    • I should’ve bought the inflatable…

  • I usually just let the air out of her.

    • Her cold lifeless stare takes it right out of me instead 😢

  • 3 some with a stripper

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