Sexual Relationships1 yHow do you break up with a sex doll?Charliefretz329 GuruAsking for a friend… 2 4
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10 48You just do it.
Easy to say…
And do. Sex with a sex doll isn't a special experience.
Not anymore it isn’t! More like terrifying! 😱 but she insists
Stab her in the air valve!!!
take her snow-sledding at night and when she just gives up... throw her away.
Tried that once, she showed up in bed the next morning cold 🥶 as hell and royally pissed.
🤣🤣🤣
😏😏
You cut it up and throw it in the garbage
Sounds a bit serial killerish doesn’t it? 😮
... I-
I agree
Remove the batteries.
throw it away...
She just climbed right back out and hit me upside the head
try again and this time put down the lid
She convinced the trash man to let her out.. 😠
I never knew it was necessary to break up with a sex doll.
More like convince her it’s over
LOL 😂
Let her down easy then pop her lol. You could always lend her to friend lol.
Poke a hole her boobs, lolol.
She comes with a great warranty, that’s no use
if she or it is a doll sell it. but if a sexy girl just tell her it's over you can't handel it.
She identifies as a human
just tel her you want to split up...
She says she’ll split me up!😳
You pull the plug on it…literally and figuratively.
Pass her on to friend!
But she’s mean
She does what she's told lol,,,
I’ve been rejected for a month and she never shuts her mouth… 😤
lol, maybe get some friends over and gang bang her?
She’ll never agree to that
even better that she doesn't, but just force her anyway lol, unless of course she develops conciousness and comes after you with a huge knife lol,,,
I’m not the kind a guy to force a lady. I’m a gentleman
don't take it out anymore.
She goes out on her own, she don’t listen to me
So not asking for a friend?
I’m caught… 😞
Remove the batteries and lock it in your storage closet.
Tried that, she smacked me and out her batteries back in
*put
Still if you lock her in the closet she can't escape
She kicked the front door in when I left her in the snowbank. I doubt the closet door will fair better
I think you shouldn't have picked the murderer she hulk doll.
She was pretty… I was blinded by lust
Will she fuck your friends?
Only behind my back apparently! @EaterPeter
Since they probably have had sex. They would be a common law couple. Especially in this messed up time. They would need to get divorced!
Totally true
Sell to someone.
I don’t believe in sex slavery
I thought you was said it was the one of those new sex dolls.
But she identifies as a human
Just pop her stopper …..
If I had one I'd see no incentive in my life to break up with the sex doll.
She’s a bit crazy and starting to scare me.
You just need to change your thoughts to see her not in that way.
That’s what she said 😠
Are we talking about a silicone doll that's never been alive or a person who is alive?
She identifies as being alive
lol
Yeah 🤣
It’s not that funny to be the one in the situation though 😳
break up with that hoe
I tried but now I’m scared
try getting some bitches
She ran the last one off… screaming…
EASY-PEASY! Ask for her opinion on the state of the economy? Or ask her how many and when she wants to start having kids?
That I haven’t tried! But she does tell me who to vote for
HAHAHA!!🤣 Are you sure that's NOT the voices in your head?🤪
Nope! Those guys have been warning me not to trust her since the first day! I should’ve listened 😔
Well, good news is like ANY addiction it CAN BE kicked!
I kicked her once but she kicked back when I wasn’t looking
No no... NOT PHYSICALLY kick her!🙄
Yeah! Silicone kicks hard as bricks 🧱 too! Terrible idea