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How do you remove a splinter from inside your vagina?
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I was thinking of sticking the branch back up, but this time covered in superglue, and then leave it for a minute and hopefully when I pull it out the splinter will have stuck to the branch?
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8 42Tell us how you know you have a splinter up your vajayjay. Seriously.
My recommendation is to seek out a gynecologist. Isn't that what a normal person would do?
unsure about the exact way for that (beyond going to the ER). besides very carefully.
Get your mom to help with Tweezers. To get the splinter out. 💞
Take the tweezers and open it up and pull it out
a tree branch, okay
i guess you have to dig for it
Wtf? Go to the emergency room
Suck it up and go in to the dr.
I don't have a vagina but maybe see a gynecologist so they can remove it carefully or if you are brave do it yourself. Maybe next time if you need to pleasure yourself use your fingers or a hairbrush handle. Also buying a sex toy is probably the best choice if you can afford it.
very carefully
i don't know any other way to do it other than 'carefully'.
That right there is some weird fucking masturbation shit.
🤣🤣🤣 tethers an magnifying glass
Are we forgetting the trauma that the tree branch has been put through? Are we even sure that the tree branch was a consenting partner? Wouldn’t this be considered assault on a tree? I think the splinter would just be evidence of a potential assault.
LOL that was funny!!! What idiot would masturbate with wood that can splinter so quick!
urgent care or ER ASAP
If only I had one.. I mean the splinter obviously!
Use a hair plucker or a blade to pull it out and, if you can't, go to the hospital. If you try your genius idea with super glue, you'll end up with a branch glued in there and you'll definitely have to go to the hospital for worse treatment and even more humiliation.
LOL.. and the branch will be stuck to you,, a whole new meaning to the word "Bush"
She said branch, not a Woodie. Reel it in there Waldo.
@Daniela1982 and a branch comes from a tree or a bush... get you mind outa the gutter
@waldoe On GaG everyone's minds are in the gutter.
@Daniela1982 you are the one that said "reel it in"
I meant your tongue.
@Daniela1982 I'm glad you like it
What the f? You can't. You may want to get to your gyno
You have to call in an expert, I can do it free of charge with just my teeth. On a side note though who the hell gets a splinter in their pussy⁉️You must have had some real wood up inside of you like a bed 🛏 post, unless your asking for a friend🤷🏽♂️. Good luck 🍀 with your pussy splinter. 😇
You have a doctor do it!!!
Oh shit that would be impossible. Try prid salve. Read instructions first though or ask pharmacist.
I think asking pharmacist or urgent care would be better. Have same sex person to help it might be easy or non judgmental professionals are always the best.
Thanks animal lover for like!