I bought watermelon Gummy panties to surprise my date, but he said he was watching his caloric intake?

Does that mean he hates me? He hasn't texted me in 24 minutes, what does it mean?
I bought watermelon Gummy panties to surprise my date, but he said he was watching his caloric intake?
Maybe I should have gotten peach?
I bought watermelon Gummy panties to surprise my date, but he said he was watching his caloric intake?




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Most Helpful Guys

  • Here's the thing... a lot of guys like watermelon, but they hate the seeds. Shit' I think the seeds are the best part. When I eat an orange, I don't even peel them. When I come to visit you, I'll eat the panties and the cardboard box they came in. (Don't throw the box away)

    • Silly😝

    • Don't doubt me. I'll come and eat your box tomorrow.

    • Ha!!!

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  • tbh i like both flavours I would have been over the moon with my partner if she had come to me with an offer like that ;)

    • I'd even go for sauerkraut flavored.

    • @ChetAtkins ewww lol

Most Helpful Girls

  • Yes, that means he’s not interested. Denying gummies and not calling for 24 minutes is grounds for breakup anyway.

    • 24 minutes is a big red flag.

    • Exactly. So much cheating can occur in 24 mins. I’m out.

    • That was my advice to her. He probably wen to Vegas and got a hooker.

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  • Better eat them panties yourself before they melt. ain't nobody got time fo dat

    • Lmao

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  • Wait where can you buy these? Lmao.

    • Hey you! There's a link on beebellas answer

    • Lmao I might try these.

    • Hahaha

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  • Well, to be fair it is your peach we are talking about right :) but calorie intake? Chocolate, just slap him upside the head and say eat me!
    I can't tell you …. how many guys would kill something like that... calories... calories... oh please tell me you are joking, my brain can't handle this... and I just noticed this gummy panties... for her, do they make male panties?

    • Lmao slap him

    • Coming right up!, boy get over here! "Slap" What is the matter with you!! "Slap" When a girl asks you if you want to eat her gummi panties you say YES!!!

    • Hahaha😂😂😂

  • no thank you edible undies. i would've said something similar.

  • I thought it said Cummy panties. Lmao

    • I did too 😂😂😂

    • How could anyone pass that up?

    • It is kind of a crappy "G" I wonder if that was an accident. I doubt it.

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  • Um where you get those? Im tryna see somethin real quick 🤔🧐

    • There's a link on beebellas answer

    • Cool!

    • Wait never mind.. those reviews are saying “it’s a no sis” for me😐 I’ll stick with my L. H stuff lol

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  • That bastard😡 if you want I will eat them for you.

    • Can we share them?

    • Lmao

    • @RyanAmaral yeah why not

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  • maybe he is busy don't worry

    • I hope so, but it doesn't look good.

  • I'm so getting those!

  • Where can I find some of those? Asking for a friend. 👀

    • Sex store 👄💋🙌

    • Alrighty. I'll go to a sex store. I mean.. I'll tell my friend to go to a sex store. 👀

    • Lmao😂😆😁😂😂😂😂

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  • It means somebody needs to hit him in the head with a tack hammer! lol

    • Lmao

  • ... ouch...

  • Don't you worry. I'm not watching my caloric intake. Lol. He might've got a little to excited at the thought also, but 24 minutes is a while to fire one off.

    • I'd wonder if they were gluten free or not. I don't even know what gluten is, but I hear it's not a good thing.

    • They should be gluten free. Lol.

    • If they're not, then I'm out. I saw a package of red licorice, once. It said: "Cholesterol free."
      Cholesterol ONLY comes from animal fat. It's nice to know they don't put lard in red licorice.
      Comedian Ron White said that his wife made him go to a health food restaurant. He said he didn't want anything. Then this took place...
      Waiter: Would you at least like to try some of our carrot cake? It's vegetarian.
      Ron: Vegetarian carrot cake? You mean you don't even put ham in it? lol
      I bought watermelon Gummy panties to surprise my date, but he said he was watching his caloric intake?

  • No grape? Or lemon? Or lime? Or orange? Or cherry?

  • Well if the job has to get done. Chet and I will pick up the slack. The boyfriend can watch his figure !

    • Ha!!!

    • Wait. Edible crotchless. What’s the point. ?🤨

    • Lmfao ssshhhh

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  • I would like those very much.

  • If he's watching his calories, he thinks he's fat

    Why women automatically assume they're not liked when a man is talking about himself, I do not know

  • im sorry but this made me laugh

    • I cried because it's very sad. The always say the a "mind" is a terrible thing to waste. Maybe, but so are watermelon panties!

    • @ChetAtkins i guess so

  • What a weak ass excuse. He's a liar.

  • Ayyyyy, lmao.

  • Wow that sounds amazing I would not pass that up

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