Sexual Relationships 
Sexual Health I'm on heat and desperate for a merciless pussy pounding. I've got my soundproof shagginwagon parked up outside your house and I'm begging and bribing you to fuck me senseless.
BUT your not alone, your with someone , perhaps a wife, a mother or just a mate. So what excuse do you give them that you have to slip outside for a little bit?
Don't give me that "oh I wouldn't..." crap because we both know it's bullshit.
I'm just outside your house and desperate for sex. What excuse would you use to slip out?
purplepoppy Master
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4 64That only happens in movies. ehhehehh
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The security company at work has me listed as the primary contact in case of an alarm event. I'd put your number in my phone and list it as the alarm company. You call when you're close and then I'd "run off to work to take care of the alarm going off."
Would I have been your first stop or would I be 3rd or 5th on your route?
Depends how good the other guys were
I'll volunteer right now to go last every time you do your route.
I would tell them that my new friend @purplepoppy is going to make me a sandwich and she needs me to bring her some fresh meat.
Depends on the person.
If it's my mom, I'd say " I'm off to my friends house, be back in a few hours."
If it's my brother, I don't need to lie. I'd just say " I'm off to f#@c Poppy."
I would just walk out /slip out back door and come give you what you need.. if it was a partner /mother... if a mate then I would invite you in for a three-way for your satisfaction. anyone else walk out say back soon and jump in your shaggonwagon
Just say that I'm going out and be back in a hour or two.
I will say get lost whore
I have standard I don't fuck whore.
So no point of excuse.
I must say.. With your posts and profile.. You sound 100 % legit... I've got zero bad vibes from you
If I was inside my house and decided to answer the door and you told me you wanted to have sex I would definitely have a response. I would first ask you where is the luxury RV with the big bed, comfy seeting in the living area etc? Before you say anything since I don't see it then where is tge luxury stretch limousine with the faded black-red-purple-blue paint job, purple interior, interior lights I can choose from purple, pink, blue, red, amazing seating to beable to stretch out etc? I don't see that. With that said get off of my property by going back in your vehicle and getting the fucking hell out of here. By the way I wasn't going to go with you since I have a real lady and not a desperate gutter slime who thinks going to someone's home is the way to look for sex.
I’m gonna head to the store for 22 seconds. BRB.
First, where do you come up with these questions? You got a dirty mind, and I like it. I'd just say I'm going to work in the garage.
im gonna run to the store real quick and sneak out that way
Going out to look at the car.
I'd have to explain to the cats that I'd be back in a while.
For one I would just go. I dont have to tell anyone anything.
I have learned to be independent finally took me sone time.
But in a relatilnship I am very faithful so no I wouldn't go. As tempting as it would be. I would have to decline.
I’d go out for a ciggy, and I’d be a long fucking ciggy
I would say a friend needs me and be back a few hrs. 😎
I'd ask my lover if she's okay with it, ESPECIALLY if I'm getting paid & she can join you & I. Generally I am in pretty open relationships with a lot of transparency so this wouldn't be a big deal.
If it was my mom or friend with me, I'd be honest & she'd be a bit mortified/my friend might want in ahaha.
I don't wanna be bothered
I don't have sex unless I am dating the person, so I wouldn't go out