I'm super horny and I want to borrow your man. What are my chances?

[purplepoppy]

I'm out one night and the juices start flowing, I need a man and I need one bad. I spot a guy, yours and think "I'll have him". Now you're elsewhere, so you can't physically stop me, so I reckon I could easily seduce him. Let's be honest no guy is going to pass up this kind of quality especially when I do the shit he's too afraid to ask you for.

So the question is when a much hotter girl than you ( namely me) begs like a bitch in heat and offers sex on a plate can you trust him to decline?

[Circuitous]

Considering your question isn't exclusively limited to girls, I can tell you your chances would be reasonably low. I'm not a monogamist, but trust, honesty, and respect constitute the golden triangle in my relationships. I'm a demisexual as well, so you got to be one hell of a girl to connect with me on that level. And if we do, however, I would be truly captivated by our meeting and absolutely thrilled, but the chances of me taking you home to fuck your brains out without telling my current partner (s) about it would be fairly nonexistent. On top of that, my girl would do pretty much anything you can think of resembling even the most kinky fetishes in existence, but you would be warmly welcomed to join to be part of them for sure 😉

[MysteriousDarkness]

How can you say you would do things a guy would be afraid to ask his women when people are into different things from basic sex to extreme and or, disgusting and or creepy things. For example some couples could be into: scarification, deprivation sacks, blood play, him giving her oral while she is on her period, scat, having her sucking his dick until she vomits all over it, having sex in a haunted place ( house, asylum, cemetery, forest, etc), witchcraft, seances, dark fantasy roleplay etc. Since you have no clue what he could want to do or have you do uou list of what uou ate into would have to be very long since you said you would do what he is afraid to ask that is if he is.

To me my girlfriend is sexier and prettier than you are. On top of that our sex life is amazing. Putting that aside I would not cheat on her.

[chrissykerdock]

if you really want another woman's man i found that they'd probably let you give him a blowjob... swinger's wives would let you blow their man... maybe not your typical husband and wife as you would be asking for trouble... major trouble.

[Natashakir72]

Yep. My man would turn you down. 4sho. If he doesn't he better wear a condom and make sure I don't find out.

[RebeccaW]

Imma be honest, you seem hot, he prolly fuck you or call me up for a threesome

[okokoududhsbkokok]

And me for a 4some 😂

[centerline]

we have had this situation come up before, going both ways... as long as you are willing to have both of us involved in the sex with you, your chances are nearly 100%...

[On_cloud_wine]

He’s weak.. I already accepted that before I got in a relationship with him. Have fun! ❤️

[Regmorus]

Wow. Isn't it love in these impossible times? Respect.

[Tiffylove]

Don't settle for a weak man

[Red_Arrow]

The problem is that you invite ALL the men in the bar back home with you. And a couple of the ugly women. Where does it end? 😂

[egarcia1360]

How many drugs were you on when you wrote this?

[Liz_thorne]

Not a guy but I don't think my girlfriend would turn you down. It's okay tho, we're non-monogamous.

[ohshee]

I'm single but I do go out with friends and people have thought we were together before so in saying that she better stand back and. If anything say he's a big boy ask him , if you were going to ask can I borrow you before you got c out of can I would have ur hand walking out the door

[AvaW359]

Hahahaha! Yes I could trust him. Also, hot and hotter is a very subjective matter. Unfortunately now, nobody can have him, not even me.

[integrale77]

You had me at I'm super horny!

[TonyV]

My single ass will be at a pub soon, hmu lol, when I get a girl who want to be with me I'm not throwing that away to tame some strange.

[Bri_Happy]

you can have my ex boyfriend

[Tamera952]

Did you saay "juices" ... euwwwwh!

[Anti-Matter]

Nah, I'll pass... My wife has something
that Cracker Jack boxes could never
deliver on. 🤤💭

[ChocoBrownieMonster]

The thirst in here 😂 they'd literally accept any girl right now
Me i'd just glare at you and get a glass of water to wear off the alcohol quick

[Kaneki05]

My totallyrealwife would be okay with me been borrowed by Poppy.

[boredguy01]

You would have less than 0 chance of seducing me.

[jkm1864]

I would still turn You down because I have a moral code and one of them is to be a faithful lover. I'll also point out that I wouldn't even put myself into the position where that could actually happen.

[ItsTheNephilim]

Never seen such a humble post. No sarcasm intended.. Maybe.

[GR00VY]

Find yourself your own man instead of begging on the internet. 😒

[teachsex2girls]

You can borrow me anytime u like if you are super horny, but u must reply to 1 question, how super horny are u?

[GR00VY]

Don't talk me to me like that perv, I'm underaged and you're a grown ass man 😒

[Gwenhwyfar]

I voted A

Cool question

[lanadelrey25]

My man is a man of high standards, he would never settle for less.

[waterniggbone]

I'm good I make myself cum the fastest

[Don-_-Don]

Damn you got me laughing harder than I should have on this post.

[blutwolfe]

Lmao the fukkin poll choices

That bargain burger tho lmao

[TCredo]

Lol... loved option C but seeing as I'm a guy I had only one proper choice. I do hope though you don't mind my shirt being wrinkled ;)

[FakeName123]

Never Stick your dick in crazy

[yoganshB]

The actual question is will your man do it? not what you think...

[RyanK9]

If i were in a relationship you could do anything what you want. You would fail 100% all the time

[DavidHart]

if there's no potential to have the one time sex to escalate to another, it's high probability that i as a man won't accept the invitation.

[PandaSon]

Man u sound like a crazy mfker

[Rippersavage]

I've rejected more girls than I can count and when I'm in a relationship I'm loyal... so ya, I'd reject u in a heartbeat (nothing personal tho).

[concrete]

You can borrow me whenever you please

[sarasubmis]

Oh he'd be all over you

[Rizwan_khan]

I don't think no man ever denie you for having sex with you every man want to have sex in fact it's very common in today's world to have sex with strangers

[Tiffylove]

She is saying that would a man cheat

[Rizwan_khan]

Then depend upon that man if he is loyal then their are no chance of cheat

[COMMODOREII]

Im available. 😎

[Bang5luts]

I am not a pig unless I want to be. Most men might not be that way, but I am. If I fuck someone its because I choose to not because i have no control

[Twalli]

Thing is, my girlfriend is kinkier than I am.

[KrakenAttackin]

Never stick your dick in crazy.

[DCooper]

Welllll... as long as crazy never gets your real name or phone number...

[KrakenAttackin]

@DCooper Yes, good point, but crazy has a unique talent for stalking.

[StickStickity13]

lmfaooooo

[mrArcher]

You have Aldi in Great Britain?

[BoxySama]

Monogamy is so silly

[Jerre]

You can always borrow me and the 8” that cum with me

[asshole_]

I'm straight

[venomhbk1313]

Well I'm single you can definitely borrow me LOL

[Sana_88]

If you are out of control you can take mine

[Sylvanas_Windrunner]

I'm triggered by this question and taking it far too seriously

[Joker_]

High chance

[Guido59]

Sounds like you have a Man Whore for a boyfriend

[Tiffylove]

I would like you to that and tell me if he said yes or no... its a test so i am very happy to test my mans loyalty. I don't want waste my time with no cheats.

[Tiffylove]

Oh no I just realised 38 man said they would cheat on their wifes and I am suppose to take a man seriously 😂😂😂 good to know major of men are cheats

[ChocoBrownieMonster]

At the Oxford University's gym, i came at a time where inside was a v. fit 10outof10 girl, id arrived with my date and she chose to sit in the corner, this fit girl was looking at my girl and her ass was facing me and she was doing squats with a 20kg atlas stone lol... i resisted! Oh i resisted! I just looked around and every guy in the room was looking at her but she only had eyes for me. She even came right near me and smiled but i rejected her and she left. Then 4 other girls all activated and tried it on aggressively and got in the way of my date. I ignored them and walked out with my date but i got harassed by my date all the way home. I think many guys have experienced what I've experienced and learnt to just accept what's on offer. I dumped my date soon after because she went crazy from feeling insecure and kept trying to damage my self-esteem.

[Tiffylove]

Good you kept strong but I see 39 men who voted they would cheat soo not sure how I can trust men when majority would cheat

[ChocoBrownieMonster]

i agree it's morally wrong to cheat, i wouldn't, however an old man i lived with saw me that night and told me the psychology behind my experience and he said what i did was wrong for me that i need to be selfish in my life sometimes, he said forget how your date feels for a min because she decided to hurt you and upset you when according to society you did the right thing. Firstly he said you had all those girls desiring you and you are entitled to take numbers and consider your options. He said your date seeing that wouldve begged and pleaded on the way home and had sex with you that night. Instead you're here in the kitchen all sad. He actually told me to dump her ass and go back to that gym and get numbers, i did and got the numbers. The 39 men who'd take the opportunity know what i didn't, cheating? yes it's bad, but why does a girl harass a man for doing the right thing? id like you to tell me if you can otherwise the old man is right.

[Tiffylove]

I was not there so I can't give my full opinion because I don't know both sides of the story. The point is you did the right thing because I am sure if a guy came on to her and if she took his number I am sure you would of been pissed. You guys are on a date not just friends. Anyways how she reacted I don't understand if you did ignore the other girl like you said.

[Tiffylove]

Don't do on to others what you would not want them to do to you. That man is not correct with what he said in my opinion

[ChocoBrownieMonster]

If a guy had asked her number in my presence? interesting. She's now got another option so i'd not try to ruin things and instead act unphased like idc he's not better than me. But i'd certainly up my game to satisfy her needs so she doesn't even consider him. I know from experience if you upset a girl by demonstrating anger she'll run to another guy for comfort every time. If she didn't take his number, i'd certainly not try to lower her self-esteem to make sure, i am a humble guy.

[SilverRain92]

I don't think that any guy who truly loves his girlfriend would do that

[Siavash_1990]

I choose NOT to answer this question!

[Curiousnesshmmm]

Well you can message me and I'll send you videos of me till we can meet? I think you'll really like how i play but I would like to get your opinion if it turns you on?

[CT_CD]

Yes I trust my man completely. He'll turn down steak because he's got Aldi bargain burger at home

[midoooo]

I am here

[vasilias]

You can borrow me easily.

[Cryptic-Game]

You can borrow me if you want to experience your horniness.

[On_cloud_wine]

You have a girlfriend.

[Cryptic-Game]

I'm playing around with her. You think I was serious?

[Tiffylove]

Don't play around with serious stuff like this thats how you get your girlfriend to not trust u

[Cryptic-Game]

My girlfriend may not think I'm joking of she sees it. Right?

[Tiffylove]

Did not come across as a joke to me... and I am sure you would not be okay if your girlfriend said something similar to another man

[Cryptic-Game]

I'd probably assume she was joking but you are right. My girlfriend saw it and slapped me in the face. She's restricting me for a month and said next time it'll be a breakup. You're right, it shouldn't be said and relationships need to be taken seriously.

[On_cloud_wine]

Restricted you from using this sight? Lmao

[Cryptic-Game]

Not that type of restriction.

[On_cloud_wine]

Oh ok

[Cryptic-Game]

I meant if, not of. Is Tiffylove right?

[On_cloud_wine]

Are you asking me if she’s right?

[Cryptic-Game]

Never mind. She's right.

[On_cloud_wine]

Well ok, if you don’t want my opinion..

[Nice222]

My wife shares.

[Waz2020]

Why don't you just join both of us in bed

[Pliskin55]

lol this is trolling 😂

[sexopat31]

Come here.