I'm super horny and I want to borrow your man. What are my chances?

I'm out one night and the juices start flowing, I need a man and I need one bad. I spot a guy, yours and think "I'll have him". Now you're elsewhere, so you can't physically stop me, so I reckon I could easily seduce him. Let's be honest no guy is going to pass up this kind of quality especially when I do the shit he's too afraid to ask you for.

So the question is when a much hotter girl than you ( namely me) begs like a bitch in heat and offers sex on a plate can you trust him to decline?
Yes I trust my man completely. He'll turn down steak because he's got Aldi bargain burger at home
Vote A
I can generally trust him but I still prefer to keep him on a lead incase he spots a squirrel and wants to chase it
Vote B
He'll come home late stinking of sweat and shame needing a semen transfusion to refill his drained balls
Vote C
I'm triggered by this question and taking it far too seriously
Vote D
I'm a man, what pub are you in tonight' the wife's doing the ironing
Vote E
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  • Considering your question isn't exclusively limited to girls, I can tell you your chances would be reasonably low. I'm not a monogamist, but trust, honesty, and respect constitute the golden triangle in my relationships. I'm a demisexual as well, so you got to be one hell of a girl to connect with me on that level. And if we do, however, I would be truly captivated by our meeting and absolutely thrilled, but the chances of me taking you home to fuck your brains out without telling my current partner (s) about it would be fairly nonexistent. On top of that, my girl would do pretty much anything you can think of resembling even the most kinky fetishes in existence, but you would be warmly welcomed to join to be part of them for sure 😉

Most Helpful Guy

  • How can you say you would do things a guy would be afraid to ask his women when people are into different things from basic sex to extreme and or, disgusting and or creepy things. For example some couples could be into: scarification, deprivation sacks, blood play, him giving her oral while she is on her period, scat, having her sucking his dick until she vomits all over it, having sex in a haunted place ( house, asylum, cemetery, forest, etc), witchcraft, seances, dark fantasy roleplay etc. Since you have no clue what he could want to do or have you do uou list of what uou ate into would have to be very long since you said you would do what he is afraid to ask that is if he is.

    To me my girlfriend is sexier and prettier than you are. On top of that our sex life is amazing. Putting that aside I would not cheat on her.

Most Helpful Girls

  • if you really want another woman's man i found that they'd probably let you give him a blowjob... swinger's wives would let you blow their man... maybe not your typical husband and wife as you would be asking for trouble... major trouble.

  • Yep. My man would turn you down. 4sho. If he doesn't he better wear a condom and make sure I don't find out.

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • Imma be honest, you seem hot, he prolly fuck you or call me up for a threesome

    • And me for a 4some 😂

  • we have had this situation come up before, going both ways... as long as you are willing to have both of us involved in the sex with you, your chances are nearly 100%...

  • The problem is that you invite ALL the men in the bar back home with you. And a couple of the ugly women. Where does it end? 😂

  • He’s weak.. I already accepted that before I got in a relationship with him. Have fun! ❤️

    • Wow. Isn't it love in these impossible times? Respect.

    • Don't settle for a weak man

  • Not a guy but I don't think my girlfriend would turn you down. It's okay tho, we're non-monogamous.

  • How many drugs were you on when you wrote this?

  • I'm single but I do go out with friends and people have thought we were together before so in saying that she better stand back and. If anything say he's a big boy ask him , if you were going to ask can I borrow you before you got c out of can I would have ur hand walking out the door

  • Hahahaha! Yes I could trust him. Also, hot and hotter is a very subjective matter. Unfortunately now, nobody can have him, not even me.

  • You had me at I'm super horny!

  • My single ass will be at a pub soon, hmu lol, when I get a girl who want to be with me I'm not throwing that away to tame some strange.

  • you can have my ex boyfriend

  • Did you saay "juices" ... euwwwwh!

  • Nah, I'll pass... My wife has something
    that Cracker Jack boxes could never
    deliver on. 🤤💭

  • The thirst in here 😂 they'd literally accept any girl right now
    Me i'd just glare at you and get a glass of water to wear off the alcohol quick

  • You would have less than 0 chance of seducing me.

  • My totallyrealwife would be okay with me been borrowed by Poppy.

  • I would still turn You down because I have a moral code and one of them is to be a faithful lover. I'll also point out that I wouldn't even put myself into the position where that could actually happen.

  • Never seen such a humble post. No sarcasm intended.. Maybe.

  • Find yourself your own man instead of begging on the internet. 😒

    • You can borrow me anytime u like if you are super horny, but u must reply to 1 question, how super horny are u?

    • Don't talk me to me like that perv, I'm underaged and you're a grown ass man 😒

  • I voted A

    Cool question

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