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If these were the only jobs available in life, which would you do and what would your alias name be?

Lol guess i'd be Phone Sex Operator: DesiDooLittle 😂 Nahh jk. Either that or a Sex Therapist
If these were the only jobs available in life, which would you do and what would your alias name be?
Porn Star
Vote A
If these were the only jobs available in life, which would you do and what would your alias name be?
Stripper or Exotic Cage Dancer
Vote B
If these were the only jobs available in life, which would you do and what would your alias name be?
Hooker/Prostitute/Gigolo
Vote C
If these were the only jobs available in life, which would you do and what would your alias name be?
Phone Sex Operator
Vote D
If these were the only jobs available in life, which would you do and what would your alias name be?
Sex Ed Teacher or Sex Therapist
Vote E
If these were the only jobs available in life, which would you do and what would your alias name be?
Gynecologist/Urologist
Vote F
If these were the only jobs available in life, which would you do and what would your alias name be?
Playboy/Playgirl Magazine Model
Vote G
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Dang i did not expect this many pornstars lol. So many undercover freaks at GAG haha. And i definitely wasn't expecting that many gynos
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Most Helpful Guys

  • The first job that jumps into my head frankly dear Des is: Unemployment/Homeless.
    For the good sake of the question, I would be a Phone sex operator, getting paid for doing nothing but replay the same words for all the clients.
    Imagine, you could even have the words prerecorded and you just hit the play button when necessary!
    That is the definition of legal easy money!

    • Lmao i never thought of that ahaha

    • Thank you for MHO dear Des and as usual for these interesting questions. My pleasure to share an honest opinion as always. Glad you like my point of view, taking into consideration nowadays making a living is hard, so it seemed to me the less complicated job for people who do not have a diploma in medicine is the operator. Funny thing to think of it that way, right?

  • Considering I don't like being on camera, talking in the phone or dancing, i think I'll be a sex therapist. I'll be like "My names Pleasure, Dr. Pleasure." Lol

    • Hahahhaa love it 😍

    • Yeah, haha

Most Helpful Girls

  • I’d definitely be a sex therapist as I’d get to use my knowledge of sex and relationships to help people have great sex lives!

    • Haha i said the same

    • Lol great minds! Thank you by the way

  • Phone sex operator - I'd get paid to tell people to fuck themselves. :)

    • Gorl yes hahaha

    • Doing that at my current job will get me fired. :/

    • Best reason on here 😂

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  • Sex ed teacher/Sex therapist or phone sex operator.

    It's easier to talk in the phone when you don't need to show yourself.

    • Very true

  • Well asking money for my sexual capacities would be stupid. I'd end up feeling so guilty towards my clients I'd be paying them. I don't have a good body and sex talk isn't my thing either, so those are off the book too. Becoming a doctor is too much effort, so let's go. Those who can't do, teach.

    • Lmao okayy

  • I would be a prostitute (a male prostitute it is), if not for the fact that women in need of sexual services for a fare are not usually the most beautiful, which would mean I should make use of unhealthy blue pills too often.

  • sex therapist for sure

    • Yea i'd like that too

  • OH, come on now. There's more to life than sex.

    • Lol i know but this is so fun to discuss

  • Phone sex operator. I don't have to see or touch anybody nasty or creepy and I bet the pay is decent, considering the fact that all I have to do is take a call and say some stuff into the line.

    • Girl exactly!!

    • 😂 Yes!!

  • I'd be Big Blehck Cock the pornstar.

    • Oh wow

  • Lol i voted E, sex Education teacher or therapist but sex operator would be my second choice. I'd rather not do any of those job options.

    • Lol okay

  • I used to look at my dads playboys and those women were all so beautiful.
    I'd probably like that job. Oh and my name would be Summer Starlight. 😜

    • Ooooh i like the name

    • Lol. Thanks! Look for me, I'll be miss August of the year never ever...

    • Hahaha

  • Sex Ed teacher. I like teaching anyways lol

    • Ooooh i see

  • I would like to be a gynecologist.

    • I fear it would make you not find coochies as appealing anymore lol

    • I don't think that could ever happen as e everyone eod be different in some way. the shade of the skin large or small lips and some many other variables

    • Daaang you tryna taste the rainbow lol

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  • Well male pornstars don't get paid much? also mainly on the west coast. Also it's not like the videos... You have to stop&start often/retakes/pose for pictures, so it's not as much fun as people would think. Also having to do the stupid stuff which would be a turn off for me.

    I'd probably pick a bachelorette party/ male dancer. There aren't any male dancer strip clubs I've seen... so I. E> no job. As I'm a White guy so I'm not really a dancer, LOL.

    I don't think phone sex operator would be fun.. not knowing the person on the other line. I also don't think I have the voice.

    My one buddy wants me to be a gigolo for his clients/house wives. (he's a hair stylist) since he's obsessed with my size. Problem is most would be too old for me to get into it;-)

    Gyno... In theory most guys think it would be great... but in reality you have more older women than young... also have to deal with issues STDs/Yeast infections... plus it's not like you are getting to have any sexual fun with them... so it's a tease.

    PlayBoy, are they still around, LOL. Standing around nude with no sexy female to touch/be touched by... doesn't sound like much fun for me. Probably surrounded by Dudes;-(

    • Lol i love all your explanations haha but its lots of male strippers in vegas. #Chippendales

    • On the eastcoast... Jersey Baby!!! Where the crazies are born, LOL ;-)

    • I forgot my stage name... I guess it depends on my mood. casanova, like mine ion here when I'm in a sensual/romantic mood with "Max Pain" being my alter-Ego (BDSM, pound-town scenarios).

      Was in Max Pain mode yesterday... thought it would be cool to have temporary tattoo of this on my Public bone. ;-P

      media.comicbook.com/.../...tflix-187634-1280x0.png

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  • Definitely Gigolo with a side of phone sex operator as my part time gig ! HA

    • Hahahaha

  • A gyno, I guess, but I’m not sure I would want to examine other women’s lady parts all day. I think I’d be a pretty kickass sex ed teacher.

  • the last one haha

    • Lol you'll have lots of subscribers haha

  • Porn Star and Goddess Devika. Lmao.

    • Daaaaamn sound sexy #MsSitOnYoFace

    • Lmao thanks! :* That's what the porn would be. Honestly I've considered it but my friends with benefits doesn't want to do it.

  • sex ed, my boring ass... smh

    • Lmao

  • I'll play the gynecologist... nick name "Desi-asked-me" hahaha 8)

    • Lmaoooo

  • Pornstar- IrishHamma

    • Lmao ummm

  • Cage dancer. I low-key always thought they were cool lol. I like dancing and even tho their outfits are usually pretty skimpy, they ain't gotta take an off.

    • I thought they were hot too

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