Prostitutes are as easily available as pizza. How would you get yours?

Thanks to new regulations prostitution has become a boom industry with girls legally available for less than a 12 inch pizza.

BUT due to high demand you'll either have to wait in a brothel waiting room alongside other customers or you can have one turn up at your home in a car emblazoned with a a dial a whore logo.

Which do you choose?
I'd sit with other customers in a waiting room
Vote A
I'll call for takeaway pussy
Vote B
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  • I'd also choose meat lovers.

  • Less than a 12" pizza? Are you nuts?

  • B, so I could have hidden cameras recording it all, then sell the recording and get the money back,,,

  • I won’t go to a prostitute. Too many friends to fuck.

  • Takeaway for me.

  • Neither, I don't want to have sex with prostitutes.

  • Why would I need a prostitute, lol 😂😂

  • It's not legal here but it should ge legal everywhere. Given the choices, I would rent a hotel room and order in. I would go to a high end hotel so that logo car would pull up to their doors.

  • Takeaway

    • Want my address, anyone? 😉

  • not sure

  • Call for delivery

    • i like mine with everything

  • I don't do something anyone can

  • I'd rather watch porn. Safer.

  • females in general and prostitutes in particular are disease traps and they spread disease from man to man and even to lesbians. It is gross and I laugh whenever some freewheeling free sex advocate gets a disease (man or woman)

    #ActionsHaveConsequences

  • I don't mind incalls as long as they leave when they're supposed to.