#1 GENITALS?
Dick, Penis, Cock, Johnson, Peter, Willy, Wood, Dang-A-Lang, Third Leg, Short arm, Baby-Maker, "My Little Friend", Member, Dong, Hose, Jimmy, Knob, Rod, John, Joystick, $5 Footlong, Love Muscle, Meat, Pecker, Anaconda, Pickle, Schlong, Sausage, Weiner, Twinkie
Pussy, Vagina, Kitty, Taco, Pocket, C*nt, Slit, Cooter, Coochie, Lovebox, Lips, Cave, Box, Snatch, Cookie, Kat, PoundCake, Beaver, Clam, Nookie, Badussy, Puss, Poo-nanny, Flapper, Snapper, Twat, Vag, Labi, Vulva
#2 IM GONNA...
Cum, Bust a Nut, Spread The Seed, Climax, Jizz, Bust a Load, Sauce, Skeet, Cream
#3 OTHER?
Balls, Nuts, Ballsack, Testicles, Rocks, Crown Jewels, Bangers, Swingers, Coconuts
Clit, Clitoris, Bean, Pearl
#4 THAT PUSSY IS...
Wet, Moist, Dripping, Soaked, Flooding, Overflowing, Squirting, Gushing, Juicy
#5 HE HAS...
An Erection, a Hard on, a Woody, a Stiffy, a Boner, Morning Wood
#6 SQUEEZE THOSE...
Boobs, Breasts, Tits, Titties, Jugs, Melons, Ta-Tas, Hooters, Mosquito Bites, Itty Bitties, Knockers, Breasticles, Saddlebags, Chestnuts, Boobies, Breastesses
#7 SMACK THAT...
Butt, Bottom, Ass, Booty, Donk, Badonkadonk, Apple Bottom, Tailfeather, Bubblebutt, Bumper, Bum, Anus
#8 ORAL SEX?
Oral, Brain, Head, Eating, Cunnilingus, Sucking, Slob on the Knob, Sloppy Toppy, Licky Licky, Going down
#9 UM...
Anal, Buttsex, Buttfck, Going Rogue, Taking the Backdoor, Hitting it from the back, Doggystyle
#10 SEX?
Sexing, Cuddy, Bangin, Mommy/Daddy Time, Get it In, Woopy, Get Laid, Boom Boom, Shag, Making Love, Intercourse, Bumpin Uglies, Doin the Nasty, Beatin the Pussy up, Goin All the Way, Rollin in the Hay, Jumpin Your Bones, Gettin Jiggy With it, Lets Get it On, Down to Fck
#11 MASTURBATE?
Jerking off, Beat That Meat, Jackin, Stroking, Jacking Off, Procasturbating, Self pleasuring, Playing the BeeGees, Fapping
Flicking the bean, Fingering, Masturbating, Finger Popping, Playing with Myself, Finger Banging, Jilling Off, Five Finger Death Punch, Pet the Cat
#SexSurvey What sex terms do you use (cock, dick, pssy, vagina, fcking, making love, etc) for these 11 questions?
Updates:
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I prefer to say Dick Pssy/Coochie Nut Balls Clit Wet/Flooding/Dripping Boobs Booty Going Down Making Love Playing With Myself 😂😂😂 My weirdest post ever...
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Thanks guys for answering my retarded question!! I have like 70 sumn names to scroll through to give MHO. Lots of your answers were hilarious but Im probably just gonna give MHO to the first funny i come across.
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@ManofFire i guess a rod does exist afterall 🤣 can't believe i made this so long ago
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Seriously how are you coming across these ooooold questions? Did you dig through a years worth of #DirtyDesi shit to find this 😂💀
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What Girls & Guys Said
18 94Punani, cock, dick, and pussy
Cum
Clit and balls
Wet, dripping, and squirting
A boner
Breasts
Butt, booty, batoonchie, bum, and ass
Love kisses or love kissing
Anal
Sex
Self loving or fingering my love hole.
I had punani at first but took it off 😂😂😂 self loving? Lol and BATOONCHIE 🙌
Yeah it's what I call masturbating and batoonchie is booty lmao
I know lol
Lol just saying
hahaha punani.
@realperson02 yea lol
here's the reason why I am laughing at punani
https://youtu.be/E42gaKV1LxI
you can just fast forward to 1:22.
@realperson02 ohh i didn't know it was pronounced like that lol. Most black people call it poo-nanny haha
hahaha hey it was Russell Peters. he is Indian that's why you listen punani and not poo-nanny.
Lol this convo
i would use the words...
dong or dick depending on the situation...
Pssy for a woman i like, cooter for a disassociated woman...
i'm gonna NUT/ bust a nut
that pussy is drippin... moist... wet enough to hydroplane my heelys
i got a hardon
i squeeze them tits/titties/ boobs
i smack that booty
Eating out
Hydroplane my heelys lmao
my mullet does that to womens... more than occasionally
Genital: (Mine) Cock.
Genital: (Her's) Cootchie.
I'm gonna: Cum.
Other: (Mine) Balls.
Other: (Her's) Clitty.
That Cootchie is: Wet.
He (I) have: Boner.
Squeeze those: Boobs.
Smack that: Butt.
Oral. Or, Sucking.
Anal stuff? Rimming.
Sex: Fucking.
Masturbate: Masturbate.
These are things both Me AND my Girl/Fiancé call them! ❤️
Not cock 😂 lmao never seen coochie spelled with a T haha. Not clitty 🤣 well whatever your girl likes
She LOVES it ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Long-Dong King-Kong, jk dick / Pussy
Cum (jokingly say chum)
Deez nutz/clit
Wet
Boner
Boobs/tits/nipples
Booty/ass
oral/going down
anal
The Sex , dance with no pants, pound cake
play with myself
just watch family feud for funny alternative words 😂
Lmao how did i forget KINGKONG HAHAHA and dong lol. Deez Nutz? Lmao i used to say that all the time hahaha. Omg you brought back high school memories
Not to be confused with dem nutz. or tube Steak :p
I never heard of Tube Steak lol but yea Deez nuts and Dem Nutz 😄😂
I'll pass Desii :D
Aww no fun lol
This isn't my topic :D But thanks for the invite
1. cock, pussy, ass, tits, breasts
M GONNA.. Shoot a big load of my cum. THAT PUSSY IS juicy, wet, gushing, flooding., SQUEEZE THOSE. Breasts, ass. ORAL SEX : head, eating. UM : doggy style, SEX : making love
Hahaha 👍
1. Dick, cock, penis, pussy, vagina
2. Cum
3. Balls
4. Wet, dripping
5. Boner
6. Boobs, boobies, tits
7. Ass, booty
8. Oral, head, going down
9. Anal
10. Sex, fucking
11. Masturbating, fapping, jerking off, playing with yourself
Lol i hate that word fapping hhahah
why?
Sounds like you're flying off somewhere. Sounds like flapping haha
the feeling can be similar lol
I say everything. Lol weird topic
1 dick
2 vag
3 cum
4 balls
5 wet
6 stroke
What does the term "to jump his bones" actually mean when somebody says it i know sex but does it mean a certain type of sex lol?
Nahhh it just means that you want the person so bad, that you can't wait!! When they say "Lets fu--" like before they even get the word out good, you automatically start tearing their clothes off haha
Oh right lol thanks
I'll call it anything under the sun and no ones prepared for the shit so its normally pretty funny
1-Masturbation
2-Making Love
3-Magic Stick
Magic stick lol okay 50 cent 😂
:) whaa
1, dick, cock
2, ima gonna cum
3, balls, clit
4. wet, juicy
5, boner, morning wood
6, tits, boobs
7, booty, ass
8, eating out
9, doggy style
10, bang/ fuck, sex
11, jerk off, masturbate
:p
Hahah I like ;-)
1 Everything Bagel
3 tablespoons Cream cheese
Pinch of Shredded Cheddar cheese
(Optional ham slices)
Add it together, spread the cream cheese on the spilt bagel, add a pinch of shredded cheese, add the sliced ham.
And warm in oven at 350 degrees for 5 minutes.
You’re welcome 😇
I will ask my partner what kind of sex you want. Then i will do everything she wants. 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗
THAT PUSSY IS... Wet, Moist, Overflowing, Squirting, Juicy SQUEEZE THOSE... Boobs, Breasts, Tits, Titties, Jugs, Melons, Ta-Tas, Hooters, Mosquito Bites, Itty Bitties SMACK THAT... Butt, Bottom, Ass, Booty UM... Anal, Buttsex, Buttfck I like all these 😍😁
Haha this is funny
Yes.
Can we chat?
You are a brave soul... ;) I love your honesty, I wish more people were as open and honest. The world might be a happier place. lol
Hahaha
All of them I'm pretty sure I've used most if not all
I wanna know specifically lol
Like all of them is what I use
You rather say cock than dick?
I don't know lol what does it matter
One is cringeworthy
Which one is that
Cockcockcock
Why?
EVERY. SINGLE. ONE? :P
Yessss lol
I don't know thats a lot of reading lol😂
Lol come onnnn
Nahhhh it's the weekend FUCK reading! 😂 lmao I could do that at school
Its not the weekend here lol
Oh I forgot lol I live here in 'murica too just that my lazy ass didn't go to school today 😂 4 day weekend!!! Lol
😂😂😂😂😂
Fine:
Peepee/the hole only girls have
"I'm gonna blow!"
Ballsack
That pussy is MOIIIIST ;) sounds so weird lol
He has woken up!
Squeeze those tits
Smack that... till you get sore 🙌👋 (i hate myself)
https://youtu.be/F9m87qSxuWk
Suck me where I pee!
Bend over lol
Get laid
Beating the meat
https://youtu.be/QKFhIRvBHMQ
There we go! That's why I don't do this 😂 I'm really really not funny XD
Peepee 😂 Im gonna blow 👍 Ballsack? Nooo lol! Moist? Fck nawl. He has woken up? 😄 SUCK ME WHERE I Pee? HAZELNUT NAWL!! Thats why i dont wanna give oral 😂😂😂
😂 you could probably tell I get all the ladies ;)
Mmhmm lol
Cock, dick.
Cum
Balls
Wet & overflowing
Stiffy boner
Tits breastesses
Ass
Head suck
Doggy style
Making love, fuck
Jacking off, masterbatting
Cum, Jizz
Balls,
Wet, Soaked, Flooding,
Boner
Tits, Boobs,
Ass
Sucking, blowjob, Head
Ass fuck
Jerk Off
Lmao why jizz
why not? xD
Coochie