#SexSurvey What sex terms do you use (cock, dick, pssy, vagina, fcking, making love, etc) for these 11 questions?

#1 GENITALS?
Dick, Penis, Cock, Johnson, Peter, Willy, Wood, Dang-A-Lang, Third Leg, Short arm, Baby-Maker, "My Little Friend", Member, Dong, Hose, Jimmy, Knob, Rod, John, Joystick, $5 Footlong, Love Muscle, Meat, Pecker, Anaconda, Pickle, Schlong, Sausage, Weiner, Twinkie
Pussy, Vagina, Kitty, Taco, Pocket, C*nt, Slit, Cooter, Coochie, Lovebox, Lips, Cave, Box, Snatch, Cookie, Kat, PoundCake, Beaver, Clam, Nookie, Badussy, Puss, Poo-nanny, Flapper, Snapper, Twat, Vag, Labi, Vulva

#2 IM GONNA...
Cum, Bust a Nut, Spread The Seed, Climax, Jizz, Bust a Load, Sauce, Skeet, Cream

#3 OTHER?
Balls, Nuts, Ballsack, Testicles, Rocks, Crown Jewels, Bangers, Swingers, Coconuts
Clit, Clitoris, Bean, Pearl

#4 THAT PUSSY IS...
Wet, Moist, Dripping, Soaked, Flooding, Overflowing, Squirting, Gushing, Juicy

#5 HE HAS...
An Erection, a Hard on, a Woody, a Stiffy, a Boner, Morning Wood

#6 SQUEEZE THOSE...
Boobs, Breasts, Tits, Titties, Jugs, Melons, Ta-Tas, Hooters, Mosquito Bites, Itty Bitties, Knockers, Breasticles, Saddlebags, Chestnuts, Boobies, Breastesses

#7 SMACK THAT...
Butt, Bottom, Ass, Booty, Donk, Badonkadonk, Apple Bottom, Tailfeather, Bubblebutt, Bumper, Bum, Anus

#8 ORAL SEX?
Oral, Brain, Head, Eating, Cunnilingus, Sucking, Slob on the Knob, Sloppy Toppy, Licky Licky, Going down

#9 UM...
Anal, Buttsex, Buttfck, Going Rogue, Taking the Backdoor, Hitting it from the back, Doggystyle

#10 SEX?
Sexing, Cuddy, Bangin, Mommy/Daddy Time, Get it In, Woopy, Get Laid, Boom Boom, Shag, Making Love, Intercourse, Bumpin Uglies, Doin the Nasty, Beatin the Pussy up, Goin All the Way, Rollin in the Hay, Jumpin Your Bones, Gettin Jiggy With it, Lets Get it On, Down to Fck

#11 MASTURBATE?
Jerking off, Beat That Meat, Jackin, Stroking, Jacking Off, Procasturbating, Self pleasuring, Playing the BeeGees, Fapping
Flicking the bean, Fingering, Masturbating, Finger Popping, Playing with Myself, Finger Banging, Jilling Off, Five Finger Death Punch, Pet the Cat
Updates:
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I prefer to say Dick Pssy/Coochie Nut Balls Clit Wet/Flooding/Dripping Boobs Booty Going Down Making Love Playing With Myself 😂😂😂 My weirdest post ever...
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Thanks guys for answering my retarded question!! I have like 70 sumn names to scroll through to give MHO. Lots of your answers were hilarious but Im probably just gonna give MHO to the first funny i come across.
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@ManofFire i guess a rod does exist afterall 🤣 can't believe i made this so long ago
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Seriously how are you coming across these ooooold questions? Did you dig through a years worth of #DirtyDesi shit to find this 😂💀
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  • Punani, cock, dick, and pussy
    Cum
    Clit and balls
    Wet, dripping, and squirting
    A boner
    Breasts
    Butt, booty, batoonchie, bum, and ass
    Love kisses or love kissing
    Anal
    Sex
    Self loving or fingering my love hole.

    • I had punani at first but took it off 😂😂😂 self loving? Lol and BATOONCHIE 🙌

    • Yeah it's what I call masturbating and batoonchie is booty lmao

    • I know lol

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  • i would use the words...
    dong or dick depending on the situation...
    Pssy for a woman i like, cooter for a disassociated woman...
    i'm gonna NUT/ bust a nut
    that pussy is drippin... moist... wet enough to hydroplane my heelys
    i got a hardon
    i squeeze them tits/titties/ boobs
    i smack that booty
    Eating out

    • Hydroplane my heelys lmao

    • my mullet does that to womens... more than occasionally

  • Genital: (Mine) Cock.
    Genital: (Her's) Cootchie.
    I'm gonna: Cum.
    Other: (Mine) Balls.
    Other: (Her's) Clitty.
    That Cootchie is: Wet.
    He (I) have: Boner.
    Squeeze those: Boobs.
    Smack that: Butt.
    Oral. Or, Sucking.
    Anal stuff? Rimming.
    Sex: Fucking.
    Masturbate: Masturbate.
    These are things both Me AND my Girl/Fiancé call them! ❤️

    • Not cock 😂 lmao never seen coochie spelled with a T haha. Not clitty 🤣 well whatever your girl likes

    • She LOVES it ❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • Long-Dong King-Kong, jk dick / Pussy
    Cum (jokingly say chum)
    Deez nutz/clit
    Wet
    Boner
    Boobs/tits/nipples
    Booty/ass
    oral/going down
    anal
    The Sex , dance with no pants, pound cake
    play with myself

    just watch family feud for funny alternative words 😂

    • Lmao how did i forget KINGKONG HAHAHA and dong lol. Deez Nutz? Lmao i used to say that all the time hahaha. Omg you brought back high school memories

    • Not to be confused with dem nutz. or tube Steak :p

    • I never heard of Tube Steak lol but yea Deez nuts and Dem Nutz 😄😂

  • I'll pass Desii :D

    • Aww no fun lol

    • This isn't my topic :D But thanks for the invite

  • 1. cock, pussy, ass, tits, breasts
    M GONNA.. Shoot a big load of my cum. THAT PUSSY IS juicy, wet, gushing, flooding., SQUEEZE THOSE. Breasts, ass. ORAL SEX : head, eating. UM : doggy style, SEX : making love

    • Hahaha 👍

  • 1. Dick, cock, penis, pussy, vagina
    2. Cum
    3. Balls
    4. Wet, dripping
    5. Boner
    6. Boobs, boobies, tits
    7. Ass, booty
    8. Oral, head, going down
    9. Anal
    10. Sex, fucking
    11. Masturbating, fapping, jerking off, playing with yourself

    • Lol i hate that word fapping hhahah

    • why?

    • Sounds like you're flying off somewhere. Sounds like flapping haha

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  • I say everything. Lol weird topic

  • 1 dick
    2 vag
    3 cum
    4 balls
    5 wet
    6 stroke

    What does the term "to jump his bones" actually mean when somebody says it i know sex but does it mean a certain type of sex lol?

    • Nahhh it just means that you want the person so bad, that you can't wait!! When they say "Lets fu--" like before they even get the word out good, you automatically start tearing their clothes off haha

    • Oh right lol thanks

  • I'll call it anything under the sun and no ones prepared for the shit so its normally pretty funny

  • 1-Masturbation
    2-Making Love
    3-Magic Stick

    • Magic stick lol okay 50 cent 😂

    • :) whaa

  • 1, dick, cock
    2, ima gonna cum
    3, balls, clit
    4. wet, juicy
    5, boner, morning wood
    6, tits, boobs
    7, booty, ass
    8, eating out
    9, doggy style
    10, bang/ fuck, sex
    11, jerk off, masturbate
    :p

    • Hahah I like ;-)

  • 1 Everything Bagel
    3 tablespoons Cream cheese
    Pinch of Shredded Cheddar cheese
    (Optional ham slices)

    Add it together, spread the cream cheese on the spilt bagel, add a pinch of shredded cheese, add the sliced ham.

    And warm in oven at 350 degrees for 5 minutes.

    You’re welcome 😇

  • I will ask my partner what kind of sex you want. Then i will do everything she wants. 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

    • THAT PUSSY IS... Wet, Moist, Overflowing, Squirting, Juicy SQUEEZE THOSE... Boobs, Breasts, Tits, Titties, Jugs, Melons, Ta-Tas, Hooters, Mosquito Bites, Itty Bitties SMACK THAT... Butt, Bottom, Ass, Booty UM... Anal, Buttsex, Buttfck I like all these 😍😁

    • Haha this is funny

    • Yes.

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  • You are a brave soul... ;) I love your honesty, I wish more people were as open and honest. The world might be a happier place. lol

    • Hahaha

  • All of them I'm pretty sure I've used most if not all

    • I wanna know specifically lol

    • Like all of them is what I use

    • You rather say cock than dick?

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  • EVERY. SINGLE. ONE? :P

    • Yessss lol

    • I don't know thats a lot of reading lol😂

    • Lol come onnnn

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  • Cock, dick.
    Cum
    Balls
    Wet & overflowing
    Stiffy boner
    Tits breastesses
    Ass
    Head suck
    Doggy style
    Making love, fuck
    Jacking off, masterbatting

  • Cum, Jizz
    Balls,
    Wet, Soaked, Flooding,
    Boner
    Tits, Boobs,
    Ass
    Sucking, blowjob, Head
    Ass fuck
    Jerk Off

    • Lmao why jizz

    • why not? xD

  • Coochie

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