I know where I can get a sexy Asian chick to put out in exchange for her freedom. I'm thinking of trading in my wife on a sexy Asian chick who wants a visa. I could even get her permanent residency. I know she won't stay with me once she has it, but I might get a good 5 years out of her and then go for another when she leaves. I figure, I can do this until I'm about 50 at which time I'll be bored of sex and won't be able to get it up anyway.
I've also already had kids so I don't need to worry about contributing to the extinction of the white race by dating an outsider or any right wing bullshit like that.
What do you think?

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