What do you do if your lover farts?😁?

[slow1monkey]

[TheSpectre]

*a weird silence*
Babe was that you?
- Yeah. Too much taco bell...
*farts too* 🤣🤣🤣

Just joking. I wouldn't fart in front of her.
And i'd say calm your bootay girl!

[slow1monkey]

Wow you are so crazy man. If I sit next to you, will you touch my butt?

[TheSpectre]

Yeah sure. Why?

[slow1monkey]

I enjoy it and I don't worry

[TheSpectre]

Would you want me to give you bootay massage?

[slow1monkey]

🥹🥹 yes

[TheSpectre]

Dang. Wish i was there 😅

[slow1monkey]

Where do you live? I was looking for a place to go on holiday.

[TheSpectre]

Turkiye?

[slow1monkey]

You from türkiye

[TheSpectre]

Yes. Why?

[TheSpectre]

Oha. Harbi de?

[slow1monkey]

Ne kadar türkçe biliyorsun lanet pislik

[TheSpectre]

I am ALREADY %100 Turkish.

[slow1monkey]

Biliyorum ben 9 dil biliyorum türkçe’de biliyorum

[TheSpectre]

Iyiymis. Sen nerelisin?

[slow1monkey]

Ben meksika

[TheSpectre]

Hadi be. 😅

[slow1monkey]

Evet ben meksikaliyim ve türkiye kültürünü çok iyi bilirim

[TheSpectre]

Iyiymis. Ben de meksikayi cok merak ediyorum. Vize gerekiyor mu oraya?

[slow1monkey]

Vize gerekiyor mu bilmiyorum sonuçta sizin ülkeniz sizin kendinize sormaniz gerekiyor sizin ülkeye vize yoksa gelemesiniz☺️

[TheSpectre]

Isteniyor ama diger yerler gibi pahali degil. Meksikanin neresi ama? Fiyatlar degisiklik gosteriyor.

[slow1monkey]

Ben amerikda yaşiyorum ve ben 1 yil amerikda çalişip ülkeme dönsem beni 10 yil götürür

[TheSpectre]

Iyiymis. Amerika vizesi. Imkansiza yakin.

[slow1monkey]

Kafanda kurduğun o şey aslinda imkansiz değildir imkansizi yapan insandir ne kadar imkansiz dersen o kadar zorlaşir

[TheSpectre]

1 yildan 5 yila kadar cikmiyor harcini ve gereken evraklari versen bile. Abim mesela basvurdu, 5 yildir alamadi.

[slow1monkey]

Okula denedinizmi veya kurs illa tek seçenek kalmayin bir çok seçenek var

[TheSpectre]

Herseyi yetiyor. Maas, yabanci dil. Sicil kaydi (criminal record) yok. Vermediler. Parasi bosa gitti.

[slow1monkey]

Kaçak uol deneyin

[TheSpectre]

Ha oldu. Sonra tutuklasinlar. No-freaking-way! 😒

[slow1monkey]

Yooo tutuklamiyorlar siz doğru yolu seçin ve gelin bu kadar

[slow1monkey]

Şepeke bulun şepeke

[TheSpectre]

**you have reached the end of convo cuz this person IS NOT interested in chatting with you anymore... Good night/day**

[rebeliouse]

oh get a room you two @slow1monkey @thespectre lol

[Hellur991]

If it doesn't stink we alright. If it stinks that's an automatic turn off from me personaly. I don't know about anyone else

[Abbycado]

Only have to worry about myself in this department XD

[slow1monkey]

If I fart, I would want her to slap my butt.

[Abbycado]

And say “job well done” XD

[slow1monkey]

Wow I'm so hot,

[TheSpectre]

Abby stop teasing her 🤣😅

[Abbycado]

@TheSpectre XD

[Abbycado]

She 99. Best calm the heart rate now.

[slow1monkey]

We don't like to show my age, chadaloz.

[TheSpectre]

Yeah she about to have a 105 fever tho XD

[katiesmuff]

Try to ignore it

[electromagnetic]

Bottle it and sell on eBay.

[normalice]

Probably I'd make a butt sex joke

[slow1monkey]

it will be very delicious🤪😜

[normalice]

I did fart in an ice cream store once and a couple girls walked in afterwards and were like "ooh i love the smell of chili. Mm" and so on. The cashier had this look of horror on his face as he watched these two girls that, if not for that, he might have imagined out of his league, bask in the experience of having the molecules that were still warm from my ass filling their lungs. I left feeling a vague "my work here is done" sense, with my oreo brownie batter shake.

[slow1monkey]

Lol bayb

[normalice]

But no. I'd give it between 2 and 15 minutes after a girl farts before sticking my tongue in it, depending on how wet it sounds 🙃

[Bricealan]

I say: "Its okay, it's only 'air' ... Just don't fuckin do it again!!! 😂😂😂😂

[slow1monkey]

I was waiting for you to slap my butt

[FunkyMonkee]

If they're chick pea farts, run for the hills!!!

[sheikalana]

Nothing.

[bowenw]

Spanking

[slow1monkey]

ugh i'll eat you 😛😛😛

[bowenw]

I think I come out ahead on that trade.

[12karen]

I'll laugh

[jahaims]

Nothing or giggle/tease

[slow1monkey]

You are such a bastard person😂🤪😂

[Starrrboy]

Run away when they're asleep and never see them again lol..

[Luckycharms12]

It happens no big deal

[slow1monkey]

I was waiting for you to spank my butt

[Luckycharms12]

Time and place for that

[slow1monkey]

Time is not important, my man can give me a blowjob even on the street

[Luckycharms12]

Cops and other people would think differently

[slow1monkey]

I even give a blowjob to the police😭😜😛

[Luckycharms12]

Might not be interested

[Charliefretz329]

Wave the covers and pillow till it goes away lol.

[abc--123]

Parts happen. Ignore it and carry on

[rebeliouse]

hope its queefing as that means im doing well :D

[slow1monkey]

Just spank my butt, that's enough

[rebeliouse]

what to make you queef? @slow1monkey

[slow1monkey]

No know

[rebeliouse]

? ? what do you mean

[Zoi2001]

Put it in a jar and sell it.

[mickeysmonkey]

Laugh

[slow1monkey]

😂 like this

[mickeysmonkey]

Sure

[Anonymous]

you think farts are sexy huh?

[slow1monkey]

Yessss❤️❤️ hot

[Opinion Owner]

gotcha. yup you're a dude and trolling. reporting you now. bah byeeeee

[slow1monkey]

I'm not trolling