What does it mean when your baby daddy steals your dildo’s and lube?

My baby daddy every time I buy a little vibrator and lube it disappears I buy another one it disappears I buy another one it disappears and then one day will just be having sex and he’ll pull it out like here I have it and I’ve been looking for it and looking for it and all of them I’m talking

Why would he do that I have about 20 of them with the 20 lubes can’t find that one it’s so frustrating please tell me what to do
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  • Well maybe he's trying to put it in somebody's exhaust pipe or maybe the antenna of their car I hope you don't have any pets are they missing two maybe you ought to get a Tracker device for your dildo that will tell you everything or maybe did he make pizza that day or cookies maybe he needed a roller to roll the dough out

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  • Well I'm curious why you keep buying them and not asking for them back if you know he's taking them? lol I'd confront him and ask him wtf? It's very strange lol. I'd hide new ones also in different places and see if they still continue to go missing. What else does he take?

    • I know right

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  • Either he is stealing them because he wants to be your only source of sexual pleasure, or he is using your toys with his other girls.

  • The guy needs it in the ass and is ashamed to tell you

  • You are 39 years old and still use teenager babble such as „baby daddy“? 🙄

    • Yes what I’m supposed to say “The Father Of My Children “ I’m a 83’ Baby We 80’s baby’s never change up

  • It sounds like he wants you to fuck him, instead of you going to a toy for pleasure

  • He is trying to make you involve him in your sexual pleasure.

  • Wtf 😂😂😂

  • Dildos are for sluts.

    • Jealous

    • So is wanking then I guess

  • He's in for a fun night and you aren't

  • He feels the only time you need some sexual pleasure he should always be involved which is very uncool and expensive.

  • He likes using them in his butt. Don't hate, participate!

  • Because he is using them to pleasure himself..

    • years with both in private so doesn't get caught

  • It means he is insecure and doesn’t want to be replaced or can’t face the thought that he might not be totally satisfying you.

  • ask him why I can only think he wants you to himself and not a toy

  • hide them from him and keep for you. i personally like it when a lady does. hot.

  • That you're making up shit that's slightly amusing?

  • Maybe it is time lose your vibrator along with your boyfriend. He sounds a little strange to me.

  • Demand that he return them... or NO MORE SEX

  • it means you have trolled for too long and it is time to take a break now my friend.

    • Lol what does trolled mean?

  • Means it's time for you to buy a strap-on and start taking his reign

  • He is jealous of a toy

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