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What is a good comeback to "suck my d*ck"?

The guys at school say it and its rude. Please help.
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Most Helpful Guys

  • Sorry what dick?

    That tiny thing? ( make a gesture with your hands to emphasize the its size )

    I've tried to be nice, but I gotta say I could smell your nasty ass ball smell from here.

    I need tweezers and a microscope.

    Do you have a microscope?

    That's how your dad met your mom.

    No, it's microscopic.

    Or you can just call him tiny dick for the rest of his life. hahaha.

    • ..."I'm Not that desperate yet."xx

    • The last girl told me she got it stuck between her teeth, no thanks.

    • LMAO at this comment! Tiny dick for the rest of his life? LOL

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  • "Suck my harassment lawsuit" lol

Most Helpful Girls

  • I can't its too small to see where's is it anyways and here's another one.. srry I can't even do it because its a microscope dick and i can't see it by the way where is it srry... and another one show me what u got ohh srry ur tiny just put it away.. (:

  • 'I am the walrus'

    I find that random nonsensical statements are quite useful in such situations

    • lmao

    • Hahahahaha best answer

    • It works, i swear :)

  • "I would but your mother has already done that for you"

    • Dayum son, that's a "headshot" :P

    • Calm down bri :D

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • I dunno...
    "It would be easier/I would if you'd take our hand off it for once."
    ?

    • *your

    • (You could leave out the "for once" if you like.)

    • i like that lol

  • All you have to say is "what dick?" Then Gesture towards his pants and say "that tiny malnourished ass pencil." Shuts them up real quick

  • Ah are you tired of your friends ass already.

  • I always used to wonder what would be a great comeback... i realized that guys are super sensitive about us making fun of the size of their dicks. So taht totally does the job X___X

    • I know, but this is the way it was presented in Good Will Hunting. LOL

  • Even though I'm a dude I've had that said to me. I've said "I don't do small jobs" or "Did you bring the microscope?" :P Could also say "Got any tweezers?" :)

    If it's a group of guys you could say "I thought you preferred (insert name here)?"

    • nice ones

  • Reply "Eat my pussy, oh wait… you'll never get it"

  • I would but I didn't bring my tweezers? lol I dunno! But if they say oh yeah nice come back (Cuz mine was pretty shitty) You can always say if I wanted my come back id wipe it off your mums face lol

    • That was actually funny.

    • This is bugging me now lol.. what about Holy shit all this time i thought u were a chick? aww i can't get a good one!

  • Laugh historically
    Then comment on it like it was a joke
    "Seriously dude I got that joke you said suck my dick cuz you got a small one"
    Laugh again
    Then pat his back and say "Thanks I needed that"

    • *hysterically*

  • ..."Sorry, not interested...":)) xx

  • "Sorry, I don't do small favors."

    Not only is it not extremely rude but it should also shut their traps.

    • I think they'd need some ice for that... haha

    • Apply cold water to the burnt area... Haha.

    • Well reaching the ego will be difficult, so probably have to stand inside a freezer, or under a waterfall to be safe haha

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  • i say 'okay' and it shuts them up. if they end up taking it off, id ask 'where is it?'

  • "I think you need micro forceps to pull it out "

  • Okay I will... If only you had a dick to suck.

  • "You wish".

  • "Grow it." Then walk away.

    • this (Y)

    • It's one of the classics ;)

  • "Why? It ain't like you can't get off on your own, you damn loser."

  • 'I'd have to find it first'

    Couldn't be bothered to read all the others so it's probably already been said.

  • Guy: "Suck my dick"
    What I would say: "Only if you suck mine first"

  • "I'm sorry, my mother told me not to put small objects in my mouth"

    • could also say "I was told" instead of "my mother told me" but it's the same deal :3

    • Lmao burn haha

  • my guy friend jokingly told me that once so i told him "go fuck a mule"
    you can try that!

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