What naughty captions would you give these pictures?

[LivForFun]

[Wish4UrB00ty]

1.) “oh I guess you do like the view from up there! Here let me help you with that.”

2.) “no I’m not wearing a bra… but yes I do have the panties to match!”

3.) “no no no! You got that pronunciation wrong! It is “NOOOOO”! Not “now!”…

[tfan1]

1. I’m horny and need to masturbate - want to join me and maybe we might take it further?

2. My car broke down and I need a ride…maybe I could repay you in some way for your kindness?

3. This is my pouty face - I use it when I get upset…and I use it for…. other things…😉

[LivForFun]

All very true lol

[Reddy4it]

Top pic: ‘Yes, I’ve been a bad girl. I should be spanked.’

[Gummy_Cluster]

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[SnowedIn]

Gummy, you outdid yourself here. Your captions compared to mine are like Hemingway compared to a hot dog.

[Gummy_Cluster]

@SnowedIn

[Guy13]

https://www.youtube.com/embed/u0WoAzH5z9U

That last picture makes you look like an orangutan, by the way.

[purplepoppy]

Bottom one. "I identify as a goldfish"

[connemara_crocodile]

When I see a girl. taking pictures posing the lips like that I can only think of these captions 🤣

"Choo-chooo 🚂"

"Come on, take the picture quickly, there's a fly trying to wnter my mouth!"

"I a'tually not 'osing. I ha'e so 'uch 'ottox in 'y li's I can't close the'"

😂😂

[SnowedIn]

• Ready?
• Can you handle it?
• You wish.

[LivForFun]

Thanks!

[SnowedIn]

You're welcome! :) Great pictures.

[jshm2]

"How French do I look?"

[AviatorTom]

Top: Wanna help me scratch?

Middle: Horny girl looking for a ride

Bottom: Is this how I should blow?

[Dargil]

1. Would you like to scratch my itch?
2. It's chilly and I'm glad to see you.
3. You would fit perfectly.

[Dargil]

1 alternate: I really need to pee.

[FunkyMonkee]

1. Oh, THAT'S where my pussy is!!
Alternate: I'm just practicing for when we go to the bar tonight. It's itchy pussy night!
2. Must keep legs together! Can't let dildo fall out!!
3. Do you think it'll fit in a hole THIS small?

[bowenw]

Too sexy for my cat, poor pussy cat.

Too sexy for my car, too sexy by far.

Too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts.

[LivForFun]

😂😂

[TheSpaceGnome]

1. Quack.
2. Pftftftftfft
3. Whooo!!!

[Makeushiver]

I think its a Collette type of look and it's also quite a turn on

[mattissebfan5]

Going too suck you
Yeah you can see my tits
Oh big cock

[rabbitzzz]

Haram

[loveslongnails]

First picture: "You know I'm getting wet just looking at the bulge in your pants."

[Jay3344]

You can do better than being this way.

[gorydetails]

“Hey boys! Here’s your thirst trap!”

[AngryCarl2]

1. Damn, these pants are tight in the crotch!

2. Looking for a good time sailor?

3. Insert Cock here.

[Pete671]

Please sir, I really need to use the bathroom,

[TallAnon]

Why would I caption them?

[ThomasDavid1989]

I have no life and need to come on here to get attention