What would you do if your girlfriend admitted that she is a satanist?
DanaeAdam5Yoda
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Almost everyone is like "I'll fuck her"Yep THAT'S the kind of followers I want
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whitehideYoda
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I would ask her about it. There are many types of satanism.
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whitehide
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Well, why wouldn't someone want to fuck their girlfriend?😅
loveslongnails
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LOL No there isn't, there's just different "degrees" of indulgence in it.
whitehide
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Then show me where I can read about it
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loveslongnails
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Absolutely not. I won't assist that, not even for educational purposes. You're on your own.
whitehide
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Okay then. I just wanted to see if you were reliable
loveslongnails
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Reliable? You can research it all you want. Everything from the satanic bible to hundreds of books on the subject. Go do your homework and learn something.
whitehide
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It doesn't seem like you know a whole lot about it.
loveslongnails
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Typical... LMAO. You try and reverse your own lack of knowledge and willingness to put in the effort to learn by accusing the other person of ignorance, all the while pleading for them to "tell you", because you're lazy. Fortunately, or maybe unfortunately though probably not, I know a lot about it, which is EXACTLY why I'm not spitting in out on GAG. If you're too lazy to investigate yourself, that's your problem. However, based on your lack of initiative, I'd say you best leave it be. You might actually get sucked into it.
whitehide
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Please, if you have anything useful to say, then say it. Otherwise f*ck off, you rude c*nt.
loveslongnails
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I did. You're a lazy idiot. I'm not going to teach you about satanism. You're too stupid and lazy to learn on your own. In fact, you're a PERFECT apostle for satanism. You dumb mother fucker.
whitehide
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You're pathetic
whitehide
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I'm not even going to read that; by the way. You're really not worth my time.
Check her for a tail while giving her a hot, hard bare bottom spanking... Yummy!!
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drsatanXper 7
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I already know she's a satanist, man, how do you think we met? 😈
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ReginaFilangeXper 4
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Nah... Not my cup of tea
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hellionthesagerebornGuru
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Well considering that Satanism isn't really about devil worship but rather about the idea that the bible is contradictory to human nature and as such it is more reasonable to not suppress our innate nature because that will actually lead to greater harm then acknowledging our nature and acting appropriately. . . I'd be fine with it.
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pajamasamYoda
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That's kinda cool, I'd say letd go buy a ouija board and commune with devils lol.
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JackSmyGuru
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I don't believe in 'Satan' so I am not sure how to answer that! Maybe the government is 'Satan'?
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Apple1996Master
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It wouldn't change anything. I'd still keep fucking her😝
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bigmatt98Xper 6
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And ask he how long she was a masonite
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BlacklightShadeYoda
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Satanism is as meaningless as Christianity.
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JudasinMyMind
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It is meaningless sure but the people who rule our world just happen to be Luciferians so it is very powerful. Not typical Satanists but made from the same cloth.
ShortCircuitGuru
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I would probably break up with her. Satanists are the worst of both worlds, because they have the primitive thinking and ritualism of theists, and the moral degeneracy of anti-theists.
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MrTuxedoYoda
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If she doesn't perform rituals or sacrifices animals, I wouldn't care at all.
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David92506Explorer
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I'm a Religious Studies major and one thing I did was go to a Satanic Church in Los Angeles and wrote a report. I was un-advertised and a small group of people showed up. To them, Satan represented freedom from Religious Doctrine. It wasn't a cult. They were nice people.
So, if my girlfriend was from that church it wouldn't bother me.
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Sarahr123Yoda
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Hahaha
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BrexitAteMyLobsterXper 6
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Break my foot off in her ass 💥
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DanaeAdam5
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Oh my don't be so harsh on Nicki!
BrexitAteMyLobster
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😏😏😏
NickiB1
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he's not my boyfriend 😤
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BrexitAteMyLobster
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She wishes I was 😏
NickiB1
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I'm bout to bite your shin
BrexitAteMyLobster
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That's all that you can reach 🤭
NickiB1
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yes im short but when I'm done with you'll have no ankles🐩
BrexitAteMyLobster
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😮 I'll be called Stumpy 😭
NickiB1
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that's right stumpy 😤
DanaeAdam5
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Oh just shut up and kiss already
Kaneki05Master
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I would of loved you for a thousand years I would of died for you I would of sacrificed it all for you I would of bled for you til death do us part you were unholy right from the start it's a nice night for a black wedding.
basically what i would do.
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Kaneki05
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Omg a lot of people in these opinions are awoke and realise satanism don't just mean evil. But when i try to do that mytake ages ago everyone then couldn't realise that. Looks like more smart people are here now.
ADFSDF1996Editor
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Break up with her but thank her for being honest.
Satanists are usually a bunch of radical liberals who donโt even believe in the horned red deity their church is named after. Many of them are actually anti theists who only affiliate themselves with that church just to show their disdain for Christianity.
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DictumVeritasXper 4
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They sacrifice children, if not physically then at least by mental corruption and sexual perversion. I'd run, run like the wind.
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