Would you wait for the kids to go to sleep before you have sex?

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Even if you’re not having kids, base it on if you were babysitting someone elses kid or something... My mom used to ask us to go to my grandma’s house. We refused so she said fck it and she got her groove on and we had to hear that shiit all night. I felt traumatized honestly but it was my fault for sticking around failing at cockblocking. I honestly just made me wanna grow up and get her back in hopes she’d catch me having sex. But seems like everyone BUT her ended up catching me 🤷‍♀️ As for my future kids, i prob wouldn't be as noisy as she was, but i’d totally still get my freak on— so be it in the bedroom with the door locked or be it bent over in the kitchen against the island counter when they’re in the living room distracted by tv 😂 I’ma get mines 🙌 #Cockblockers #FeelFreeToList #BabyFever #GettinSome #WhileTheChildrenSleep

missangelavoss · Accepted Answer

Nope my son can be watching tv playing on his tablet and me and my husband will have sex when he does get up and look and asks what are we doing I just tell him I’m giving his dad mediano and he’s next which is why I keep medicine on the side of the bed he goes back and pretends to sleep lol luckily I have a loud fan that I keep on in the bedroom cause it helps me sleep so he never hears anything lol

ariadneR · Accepted Answer

No a girl has needs.
Whether i sneak daddy off to the bathroom, or i tell daddy to shower with me in the morning.
My husband has to be as equally as nasty as me. He has to be my equal in all things lol

Wonderer89 · Answer

We wait until he’s asleep! Have done it a few times where he’s been distracted but when he starts banging on the door half way through it’s so frustrating so I’d rather just wait

laurieluvsit · Answer

Our parents always taught us that nudity and sex were normal and natural and never to be ashamed of and didn't really worry whether we were around, or not, so it just seemed normal to us until we got older... lol

AustinMan · Answer

I'll wait until they're asleep or we're alone. I also put a solid core door on the bedroom along with a lock so it's soundproof and the kids don't hear me soundly spanking their mom while lecturing her on being such a slut. ;)

Brainsbeforebeauty · Answer

We mostly waited till they were asleep. Or at school. In the summer, most the kids played in our yard during the day, the one girl practily lived here once her mom and dad split and the mom and sister moved while she stayed with the dad. So because she was here most days, my girls spent the night lot at her house. So lots of kid free summer nights 🙂

OlderAndWiser · Answer

Split floor plans for houses put the master bedroom suite on one side of the house and other bedrooms on the opposite side. Make as much noise as you want!

matchrestore · Answer

Ordinarily we wait until our son is asleep or napping, but if he's in his room playing, or master bedroom is far enough away and the walls are insulated for privacy, so we'll still have sex while he's awake sometimes.

lilyanony1 · Answer

Probably...

Regmorus · Answer

Since I think It would affect my child negatively I would only choose moments when it can be 200% guaranteed children don't know anything about what we are doing. So the most times no sex. And my wife should be as conscious and as responsible as me on this one naturally.

pajamasam · Answer

I'll sneak around and try not to get caught. Being sneaky can be fun too. Plus you can always just send them to a friends house for a sleepover or to grandma's house.

spartan55 · Answer

You are like a dude trapped inside a woman's body.

Apple1996 · Answer

I sneak around my kids. They are usually too involved with other things that they dont even notice

Jjpayne · Answer

I think that's the standard but I'd even wait for a day without the kids to be safe but yes when the kids are in bed. But picture this, you are bathing in each other's fluids and your kid knocks on the door for a glass of water. Lmfao... That would be something he'd or she'd remember 😂

SjE78 · Answer

usually but sometimes they used to make out they are asleep then wake up unbeknowns to myself and their mam

Dongtai · Answer

Nope. Sex will be one of those priorities the wife and I make sure we take care of. We’ll lock the doors and learn how to have amazing and quiet sex 😂

R_ūshī · Answer

I'd wait till they're asleep. I'd make sure the walls are thick enough for them not to hear us tho.😂😂

FGaines18 · Answer

Please do! children see and hear everything and if they accidentally see or hear you getting it on that could be potentially traumatic.

Hans222 · Answer

When the time comes, probably B :D

Lynx122 · Answer

You got aught by everyone but your mom? That's a lot of people :O. If you need it go and get it no problem with that.

LoU_Hades · Answer

No. We have lot of rooms where we are private. This isn't like I was kid and we lived in two room apartment where I heard often my parents in action.

CHARismatic110 · Answer

Lol well I'm pretty sure my baby (ies) is coming from a tube so won't be much sex happening. But if it ever comes down to it, I'll probably wait for them to be sleep.

A friend of mine used to be fuckin with a house full of people, including her kids. I remember my godson was riding his scooter in the apartment and fell and hit his head on the wall. Blood everywhere. Both his mother AND father were there. Where were they? Locked in a room fucking. I had to beat the door down for her to open it. And then she opened it with an attitude until she saw him. I was so mad at her that day.

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