Would you wait for the kids to go to sleep before you have sex?

Even if you’re not having kids, base it on if you were babysitting someone elses kid or something... My mom used to ask us to go to my grandma’s house. We refused so she said fck it and she got her groove on and we had to hear that shiit all night. I felt traumatized honestly but it was my fault for sticking around failing at cockblocking. I honestly just made me wanna grow up and get her back in hopes she’d catch me having sex. But seems like everyone BUT her ended up catching me 🤷‍♀️ As for my future kids, i prob wouldn't be as noisy as she was, but i’d totally still get my freak on— so be it in the bedroom with the door locked or be it bent over in the kitchen against the island counter when they’re in the living room distracted by tv 😂 I’ma get mines 🙌 #Cockblockers #FeelFreeToList #BabyFever #GettinSome #WhileTheChildrenSleep
Would you wait for the kids to go to sleep before you have sex?
I’ll wait til they’re not home
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Would you wait for the kids to go to sleep before you have sex?
I’ll wait til they’re sleep
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Would you wait for the kids to go to sleep before you have sex?
I’ll sneak around and hope they dont notice
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Would you wait for the kids to go to sleep before you have sex?
I’m getting laid regardless of if they’re around
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Would you wait for the kids to go to sleep before you have sex?
I just simply won't have sex
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  • Nope my son can be watching tv playing on his tablet and me and my husband will have sex when he does get up and look and asks what are we doing I just tell him I’m giving his dad mediano and he’s next which is why I keep medicine on the side of the bed he goes back and pretends to sleep lol luckily I have a loud fan that I keep on in the bedroom cause it helps me sleep so he never hears anything lol

    • Haha that's good

    • Lol yea this is prob what i’d do

  • No a girl has needs.
    Whether i sneak daddy off to the bathroom, or i tell daddy to shower with me in the morning.
    My husband has to be as equally as nasty as me. He has to be my equal in all things lol

    • Giiiiirl yasssss 🙌

    • kids - mommy and daddy have to play - don't come into the dungeon, i mean basement lol

    • Lmao I like that! ☺☺☺

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  • We wait until he’s asleep! Have done it a few times where he’s been distracted but when he starts banging on the door half way through it’s so frustrating so I’d rather just wait

    • Lmao

  • Our parents always taught us that nudity and sex were normal and natural and never to be ashamed of and didn't really worry whether we were around, or not, so it just seemed normal to us until we got older... lol

    Would you wait for the kids to go to sleep before you have sex?
    • Oh nawl thats weird

  • I'll wait until they're asleep or we're alone. I also put a solid core door on the bedroom along with a lock so it's soundproof and the kids don't hear me soundly spanking their mom while lecturing her on being such a slut. ;)

    • Yea i was thinking soundproof too

    • Are you noisy? One time I was spanking my ex pretty hard with a paddle that made some noise and our daughter of about 11 came to the door and asked if we were okay. We said we were just fooling around and told her to go to be and close her bedroom door.

    • I can be silent. My whole teen sex life was mostly silent 🤣 i didn't get noisy til my second partner

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  • We mostly waited till they were asleep. Or at school. In the summer, most the kids played in our yard during the day, the one girl practily lived here once her mom and dad split and the mom and sister moved while she stayed with the dad. So because she was here most days, my girls spent the night lot at her house. So lots of kid free summer nights 🙂

    • Lol nice

  • Split floor plans for houses put the master bedroom suite on one side of the house and other bedrooms on the opposite side. Make as much noise as you want!

    • I actually want all bedrooms on one side. But i’d soundproof ours

    • You will be glad for that decision when they are babies but regret it when they are older.

    • Why cause they may sneak out?

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  • Ordinarily we wait until our son is asleep or napping, but if he's in his room playing, or master bedroom is far enough away and the walls are insulated for privacy, so we'll still have sex while he's awake sometimes.

    • Oh i see

  • Probably...

    • Okay

  • Since I think It would affect my child negatively I would only choose moments when it can be 200% guaranteed children don't know anything about what we are doing. So the most times no sex. And my wife should be as conscious and as responsible as me on this one naturally.

    • Thats sweet of you

    • Well, I would prefer it to be common sense to all people like in old times. But I know, times have changed.

  • I'll sneak around and try not to get caught. Being sneaky can be fun too.

    Plus you can always just send them to a friends house for a sleepover or to grandma's house.

    • My om trued. didn't work

    • My mom tried

  • You are like a dude trapped inside a woman's body.

    • 😂😂😂 what did i say wrong

    • Nothing at all.

  • I sneak around my kids. They are usually too involved with other things that they dont even notice

    • Yea this is more like it

    • I bet they notice more than you realize, and you'll find out one day.

    • @Apple1996 Yeah but you'll have to be quiet

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  • I think that's the standard but I'd even wait for a day without the kids to be safe but yes when the kids are in bed. But picture this, you are bathing in each other's fluids and your kid knocks on the door for a glass of water. Lmfao... That would be something he'd or she'd remember 😂

    • Ew lol

    • I'm saying it might happen... But I think the quick pull the sheets over might be enough to save the situation

    • I thats the worst case seniaro that I'm thinking about

  • usually but sometimes they used to make out they are asleep then wake up unbeknowns to myself and their mam

    • Hahah

  • Nope. Sex will be one of those priorities the wife and I make sure we take care of. We’ll lock the doors and learn how to have amazing and quiet sex 😂

    • Lmao ikr

  • I'd wait till they're asleep. I'd make sure the walls are thick enough for them not to hear us tho.😂😂

    • Lol okayy

    • Hahahah you will make more noise

  • Please do! children see and hear everything and if they accidentally see or hear you getting it on that could be potentially traumatic.

    • Yea I've been there

  • When the time comes, probably B :D

    • Haha

  • You got aught by everyone but your mom? That's a lot of people :O. If you need it go and get it no problem with that.

    • Lol yes

  • No. We have lot of rooms where we are private.
    This isn't like I was kid and we lived in two room apartment where I heard often my parents in action.

    • Lol true

  • Yes. Although I would much rather wait until they're not home at all. I have a weird thing about wanting complete privacy with a female. Being alone with her in one room isn't enough.

    • Oh i see

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