Is it safe to masturbate with a cucumber?

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Man_Over_Game Xper 6
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Yes, but it's advised that you use a condom.

While that sounds funny, you don't want tiny pieces of cucumber in your vajajay, and condoms are intentionally safe, strong, and smooth for this exact reason.
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madhatters4 Master
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as far as i know it is. definitely need to use a new one each time but otherwise one that isn't rotten or moldy (and is cleaned) is probably fine
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Bedlington Xper 6
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why do you ask and what will be your next question? where do i put the battery's lol
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MadeInAmerica Guru
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Yes as long as you don't rough sex or it might break.
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SmoMan Explorer
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Sure, you should put a condom over the cucumber first. Although you can get a decent dildo for about $20 and as long as you take care of it, it will last you a long time.
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EmpatheticLady Master
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As long as it's clean, I should assume so.
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Whoooooooooo Xper 6
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Yes, and then serve the cucumber to someone you hate.
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Light_Yagami Xper 6
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Hand gun is definitely safer
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- Strider90
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  hahahahahaha
ThisDudeHere Master
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Why stop at a cucumber when you can try a watermelon?
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BertMacklinFBI Master
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a cucumber hasn't killed anyone yet.

you know what isn't safe to masturbate with? the end of a broomstick pointing up.
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- JSmuve
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  You know what they call that? MasterSplinter.
- BertMacklinFBI
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  @JSmuve bahhaaa
- Liusanity
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  @jsmuve Nailed it.
JustinCaseUDontKnow Guru
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They recalled cucumbers cause of they were making people sick But being used to masturbate shouldn't be a problem.
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theguyisback Xper 6
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Put a condom on it 👍🏻 you can even hear it up a little first to get it really warm 👌🏻
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cinderelli Guru
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people should not mix food and pleasure.. :(
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- Bimbobambo
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  @cinderelli Why not? Why the fuck not? Sometimes I dont understand people on here. This is a not living object, so it hurts NOBODY. Why isn't someone allowed to do with HIS/HER food what she/he wants? Does someone die every someone does it? No. @Asker do what you want, have fun sweetheart. Its not dangerous.
- cinderelli
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  @Bimbobambo i wasn't asking her to not do it.. okay.. you can stick a pineapple up your arse for all i care..
- Yumix
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  no one said you can't eat them anymore after you plowed your pussy and ass with them 😂😂😂
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- cinderelli
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  @Yumix i think he totally does that..
- Yumix
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  whatever floats you boat haha
- theguanaco
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  LMAO
- cinderelli
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  @theguanaco who you laughing at? 😂😂😂
- theguanaco
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  Your comment to that guy that's gotta hurt haha.
- cinderelli
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  @theguanaco LOL.. :D :D he is the one who started it..
- theguanaco
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  Yea out of all the fruits and vegetables you chose wisely XD
LiveFreeorDieHard Explorer
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I think im in love with you, can we like marry and have 6 kids lol.
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internet_guy Yoda
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yeah if its organic
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James-ice Xper 5
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Wash it first. And dame need something that big?
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SurströmmingLover Guru
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If you put a condom on it, yes.
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creamylover Xper 6
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u will be loose.. although its safe
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Anonymous
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u must be a size queen ;)
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Anonymous
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Not for the cucumber!
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Anonymous
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Put a condom on it. Because they carry STD's
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Anonymous
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I could show you but site rules don't allow that. There are many proofs of awesomeness of cucumber masturbation ;)
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