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Having been misinterpreted in a prior MyTake, I will NOT be asking anyone to elimante this phrase from their vocabulary. But can any of you help come up with a more pleasant sounding phrase for oral sex on a female human? Please?
What's up inside there to be "eaten OUT" anyway? Is the guy Hannibal Lecter, and he's going to pull her ueterus out with his teeth and savor it with some fava beans and a nice Khianti?
OR... is it more like a yeast infection yogurt parfait waiting to be despensed like soft serve ice cream?
Come on... we can do better can't we? Here's a few I came up with. Suggestions wanted.
Even the cave man-ish "eat a box lunch at the Y" sounds less gross to me than "eating a girl out". Seriously, Gross...
Best suggestions get MHO tomorrow.
What Girls & Guys Said
24 49How was this missed? Muff Diving.
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php
I think someone else mentionwe that one. Not enough room for all of them. But is it still a muff if the girls shaves? since so many girls shave bald now?
I think so because the object is to lick pussy, not dwell on pubes.
But a bald pussy is still a muff? Just asking bc muff always made me think it was about the fur
Well, it doesn't really matter because it's about eating pussy. You dive into a pussy with pubes (a muff, I guess - I never interpreted it like that) or a pussy without, but, either way, you splash down onto a vajayjay.
Maybe this will help:
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=muff
"Contrary to popular believe, the word muff is not associated with hair at all. Instead, the word "muff" is an inoffensive, slang word for a vagina. Muffs can range from dainty and tight to floppy and roast beef colored. Some muffs smell fishy or sweaty, and others smell like skin or roses. Some muffs are hairy, others are bare, and some have razor burn or ingrown hairs. Females (and transexuals) of all ages have muffs. There are baby muffs and grandma muffs. Most muffs have a week of bleeding, unless the owner is on some sort of contraceptive (see: Depovera, Seasonal). It is also the root word for Muffdiver, Muffed, and Muffdoctor."
Ok fair enough but what exactly are yout "eating"? I mean, if you eat something on your plate, it goes into you stomach and is no longer on the plate. Even if a girl "eats" a guy's cum, it disappears into her stomach. But the pussy/muff/vagina doesn't dissapear... it's still there. Hence the question to come up with a better description. Anyway, thanks for your contribution ☺
Well, licking is a form of eating. You lick a lollipop, right? Or an ice cream bar maybe. What is "eaten" is a girl's juices I guess. It's been a long time since I was south of the border, so I haven't done it in a while...
Yeah sorry. Just eating means to consume and especially when you add the word OUT to the word EAT it just sounds so gross and is literally nonsensical. Anyway, thanks again.
It wasn't... I mentioned it...
"Muff" was a shortened version of "Muffin", which is a slang term for vagina in America back in the 70s...
I like licking pussy but "eating a girl out" doesn't bother me lol
i wish I could say the same. :( I know I'm being literal... but there's nothing up inside there to eat "out". I guess that's why it sounds so gross to me.
Hahaha yeah, I'm not a native English speaker so I recently listened to that phrase and I was a bit confused with it hahah
I've always just used "going down" because everything else sounds weird to me xP I haven't thought of anything else to use so that's just my default
Submerge haha
Kiss you til you grip the bed sheets
I'd just say going down on her. :/
Sealing the envelope...
Australian kissing. Like French kissing but south of the equator.
Is this practice really called that way over there?
@roland77 I doubt it.
@Dargil Ah, I read it means "down under".
Opening the beef curtains
Lol ewwww
Lol. I learnt that recently
A rose by any other name, yeah? Your suggestions suck shit; I'll continue to 'eat' pussy.
Wow dude. Hostile much? Good luck with that. I'm sure randomly insulting girls you don't know works well for your love life. You opinon "sucks shit".
Well, thing is you're an internet person so impressing you means nothing to me. I wasn't being hostile before, but I'll be hostile now. Cry to someone who gives a toss that you feel threatened; I'm sure guys love stepping on eggshells around you.
Well dude, if you were a decent human being, you could have simply said "your options suck" without feeling the need to add the word "shit". On the other hand, if you weren't so intellectually lazy, you could have come up with a better suggestion. But evidently your vocabulary is extremely limited, so you resort to four letter words, as that's all you have.
You can sit here all day trying to get me upset, but you will fail. It would be unfair of me to engage in a battle of wits with you, as you are an unarmed combatant.
Have a nice day! :)
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@CheerGirl38139 He just earned a down-vote from me. Licking pussy or just good-old Cunnilingus is best option for me.
I always say "going down"... sometimes just lick my pussy but that's it.
but that pic made me laugh, lol
LOL which pic? I like the soft serve one. :)
the first one... imagining it being guys and a girl in it lol
kissing the quim
licking the little man in the boat
by the way, Did you know that when the pilgrims landed, if they had shot a cat instead of a turkey, we'd be eating pussy for Thanksgiving?
I asked my ex wives if I can lick her, they surely knew (no polygamy, ha?) that I don't mean licking their hair or feet (gross!) but surely her pussy... and ops, suddenly my tongue ended up on her rear exit/entrance...
So I mostly say how it is, licking her pussy/anus.
Eating her cookie
Or if you're a little more antiquated
Licking the quim
Munching minge.
One girl said 'do you want to taste me' whenever she wanted ze oral pleasure.
Lol he's a minge muncher
I didn't realize people didn't like saying that. I always saw it as the equivalent to blowjob. Honestly I'd mostly just say "going down." Saying "eating out" is really the only other one I'd say I just find every other way of saying it as just corny and weird. Same with men. Really just saying "blowjob" and "going down" are the only ones that don't sound stupid to me.
Why not "licking pussy/vulva" what it actually is?
Navy training.
Kissy for your pussy
(In French: Un bisou pour ton minou)
Why not just 'going down' or muff diving or lickapoon? ?
Eating someone out does sound quite cannabilistic
Indeed, because the "eating" word!
Australian kiss, the kiss from down under