Did your parents or grandparents ever inappropriately discuss their own sex life with you?

—When i was under 18, My mom would be like “Dont do anything you have no business doing.” But then the next minute she's tryna tell me how her boyfriend puts it on her. Like Ma, I dont wanna hear that shit lmao. I was very territorial of my mom and hated her boyfriends for having sex with her. If they kept it in their pants, i wouldve been much nicer to them 😂 but nah I had to hear her moaning all the time. Once I hit 21, my mom was like “Oooh girl you need to get you some.” I’m thinking to myself, lady you’re hella late.
—And then my dad would be on the phone tellin me to “Wait til marriage.” when he didn't. And then years later, he’d be eatin his wife out in the same hotel room his kids are sleeping in. Like oh okay, we’re waitin til marriage for that 💀 Thanks for the examples ya nasty! Man i must get my freakyhood from my parents lmao. Its in the blood!!
My grandma always been a nasty mf talkin aboutIf your grandpappy would suck on my titties then maybe they’d be as big as yours. Have you let someone pop your cherry yet?” Like brooo. And My grandpa refuses to watch kiss scenes or anything in front of me and my sis. He’s been like that for about 25 years. But then last year, he was a changed man talking about “Ooo what kinda movie is this. This vampire girl tryna eat out the other girl. Change the channel back” Like wtf grandpa!!
#FeelFreeToList #ParentsJustDontUnderstand
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  • I grew up different. Everybody's been much more up tight around here and in more of a literal way than I'd like to talk about, but as long as they feel content I guess. I'll find my ways

    • My mom was uptight until she got laid the night before 😂

    • Yeah wish the fam would go and get laid tbh haha sounds odd saying out loud in my head. Sex wasn't a proud subject. Got it fixed in their head it's sinful fleshly indulgence and pretty sure it's just the very little experience they had growing up. They never dove into any of it and never felt enough urge to do so, all wrapped around a life in war so I don't know. Think they'd been better off if they did kinda experiment and what all. If she ever gets out of the house I'll get her on Tinder for sure

    • Did they want yoi to wait til marriage

  • They did not. The only reason I know that my parents EVER had sex is because me and my siblings exist. (And yes, we look like them; so I know we're not adopted.)

    • 😂😂😂

  • What an interesting family 😍😂😂
    And the way you explained it, you just nailed it😁

    • Haha thank you

  • Lol I can honestly say,😜... no

    • Haha

  • Never.

  • Not mine…. no mention of sex in any way from my parents or grandparents.

    • Not surprised. Most shouldn't

  • Nope they dint talk much about it just how the emotions of a good relationship was or a bad relationship

    • Oh i see

    • Yep 👍

  • Ugh. Thankfully no. I don’t think I could’ve ever had a decent sex life after knowing those details.

    • 🤣🤣🤣

  • No, they never did. I learned everything from my 15 year old neighbor girl

    • Damn

  • Never ever not even once.

  • No they made taboo that’s what made me more curious.

  • Absolutely not sex wasn’t even discussed growing up in my house

  • Nah its kind off frowned upon to discuss with parents in our culture. And my parents are traditional so...

    • It should be

  • That would be so gross

    • 😂😂😂

  • Cool grand parents you got lol
    They vibes are for like the Dirty Grand pa lol.@dizzydesii

    • Yes and i love that film haha

    • Ahahah cool lol

  • In my culture, parents or grandparents, never discuss sexual matters with children

    • They shouldn't unless its the sex talk

  • Hahaha... Your parents and grandparents are really interesting and open minded. Here in our region, discussing about sex is taboo.

    • They are faaaaar from openminded lol. But yea they have funny moments

    • then why don't you be open minded..

    • Nah im fine with my closeminded mindset

  • Never

  • Yes, talk about nightmares

  • Did you tell anything back to her?

    • To my grandma? Nah i denied everything lol

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