Do any women like to take advantage of the morning wood?

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As we all know, the kind of boner you get early morning is incomparable to any other. Only a man can tell how it feels different. Even the girth gets to a size not achieved normally. Are there women who often take advantage of that with their partners or is it too inconvenient to do that early morning? 

I just wish my wife would sometimes get on top of me in the morning, specially weekends, but she is so sexually dead.

charades · Accepted Answer

Do these answers make you feel better or just more upset with your wife?

I'm a morning person and my boyfriend is not, so I'll get up, go for a run, shower and dress, maybe go grocery shopping and make a big breakfast, do some work or read a book, and then four or five hours after I got up, I'll go crawl back into bed and see what he's up for. I don't find morning wood any more exciting than a healthy erection any other time of day, but I'm often really tired when we fall into bed at night, and our sexual habits normally require a lot of stamina on my part, so morning is a good time for me. The only drawback is I don't like kissing him when he first wakes up, especially if we were drinking the night before. That's the advantage of bringing him breakfast in bed and THEN coming on to him...

Minxxie · Accepted Answer

Yep but I drag him off to the bathroom first to brush our teeth... I like to make out during sex and morning breath would be no fun. Usually it wakes me up if it happens though because he likes to cuddle up to me, and I can feel it getting bigger against my butt... which is actually a very concerning feeling when you are half asleep! It's like "WHAT IS THIS THING GROWING UP AGAINST MY BUTT? ... oh wait I'm in bed, and that's my boyfriend's penis... haha" But if I feel it it usually makes me want it anyway so if we have time then of course... if we don't have tim then we go to school a bit disappointed lol. That's what the three hour break between our classes if for though!

Mariposalover · Accepted Answer

I am sorry to hear your wife is sexually unavailable. It will be her fault when you decide to find sexual satisfaction else where. I asked my husband about this... he replied because a mans body n mind is in a real comfort zone that's why morning quickies are so important in a real mans life. It is now on my priority list for our relationship. Thank you for asking and sharing!

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Guys often want sex more in the morning I have noticed. But I find that it takes my body longer to work up to an orgasm in the morning meanwhile guys tend to not last as long. So I find it often turns into a "oh sorry" moment rather than being great sex.

pnl86 · Accepted Answer

Dude, a woman either gives a shit about her man, or she doesn't. There is no changing a person, especially late in her life. So, your wife is just the way she is.

Don't drive yourself crazy. If you're up early in the morning, go somewhere private and just get off. Then go about your day.

Don't be angry or upset with her for your life being far from ideal or her not considering you. I'm sure there are plenty of times you don't consider her, or make her life ideal either. That's not to say that she's intentionally being passive aggressive with you by avoiding or not caring to have morning sex.

If it helps, jokingly vent to other guys. I'm sure a few guys in your social circle have similar experiences and complaints. At the very least, you won't feel like you're the only one.

Fortres · Accepted Answer

The girls on this site all want to prove they are the ideal sexual partner, I would be completely shocked and offer many apologies if I say more any less than two thirds of their responses resemble "ooh yeah"

Blackestvoid · Answer

Might be a perv but morning wood turns me on. xD I would get horny if I knew my boyfriend was popping a morning wood. I would jump him faster than the speed of light.

Try poking your wife with it. She has to feel something if you do ;)

Bliss-taylor · Answer

I do that pretty often when my husband has off work. Orgasms in the morning feel the best, at least for me. Great way to start off the day.

ilovepandas0823 · Answer

Some people just don't like morning sex, others do. Have u asked her for morning sex? Maybe get her aroused first, make her want to jump on u lol

throwit · Answer

My boyfriend yells at me if I try anything in the morning. He says he just has a boner because he has to pee, or he's too cranky and it goes away by the time he is aware enough to not be an asshole

GraySailorsBride · Answer

Any time of day/ night, any place. I'm always down for sex with my one and only @gray_sailor

He works nights so often times when he gets home in the morning I'll give him a hand job ( because I want to, not because he asks) before he goes to sleep. We've been known to have sex in the middle of the night... pretty much whenever we feel like it really.

It's so awesome being our age... Sex is better than ever, no inhibitions, kinkier, longer. It's all so good! Excuse me now while I go get my Sailor!

Rahdle · Answer

Wake up on your weekend morning and start eating her out. Then she'll wake up ready for the morning wood

gwenlota2442 · Answer

Love it. it makes us both happy for the rest of the day.

ZeroZeros · Answer

I wish I were your wife then. My boyfriend dislikes me taking advantage on his morning wood. I usually get more aroused in the morning but he prefers night sex and he doesn't like it if I initiate our love making session. =(

LovelyDisquiet · Answer

I tried that with my ex and he seemed groggy and bored. Never tried it again.

Thisisme01 · Answer

I love it! I like sneaking my hands into his pants and taking what's mine lol

fauchelevent · Answer

Of course :P I'm pretty much going to take advantage of any kind of sexual activity he wants to have with me, and if morning wood leads the way to that, then I'm down for it.

SarahsSummer · Answer

I LOVE my guys morning wood! And you don't have to be a man to feel the difference. It's my favorite kind to ride!

Miss_Behave · Answer

Mmmm... heck yeah, I do. I'd go down on him for awhile after we kiss each other "good morning" before getting on top of him and riding him. He loves it!

Roostah · Answer

So you want your girl to look like this every morning?

sephylove · Answer

Yeah but does morning wood always mean you wake up horny though?

KayKay81 · Answer

Morning sex is the best I like waking my man up with a nice ride

rjroy3 · Answer

Strike while the iron is hot right? Lol

26ukdude · Answer

Some of my morning boners are as hard as concrete, they take a good 20 minutes to go down after i get out of bed

pooper89 · Answer

Ugh. I fucking hate that. Jeezus christ, I do not want to be woken up that way, I am NOT a morning person and it takes me close to 15 minutes to be fully awake after I get out of bed

Noelleadams · Answer

Morning wood is the best thing is the world, I would jump right on it.

ConsultantIsBack · Answer

Umm I'm confused about how it's different part. My morning boners are the same as my mid-day, afternoon and evening boners lol.

GreatnessPersonified · Answer

My condolences on your sex dead wife.

chrisbigman · Answer

Wow! I'm seeing a lot women preferring "morning wood".

James19 · Answer

I am sure some will.

LordZero · Answer

I think some women do. But how would I know? I don't got women by my side.

dudegrt09 · Answer

seriously and when I post some questions like these they always get removed...

Snowflake1 · Answer

I love dick! I want it now

Anonymous · Answer

I have no idea

Anonymous · Answer

Hey! Don't talk about your wife like that!

Anonymous · Answer

After prom last year, my guy-friend had too much to drink, and fell asleep in the same bed as me. He had a massive boner XD.. not sure if that's considered morning wood though lol.

Anonymous · Answer

Morning sex is the best. Absolutely my favorite part of the day to have sex.

Anonymous · Answer

If I had a boyfriend I kind of have a fantasy where, with his prior consent, I wake him up with a blowjob

But in practice I am really, really not a morning person; I always wake up feeling really groggy and kind of ill and like I look ugly - not at all sexy. And the guy who I'm into is the same, he takes a looong while to be properly ready for anything in the morning

Anonymous · Answer

My favorite kind of ride ;)

Anonymous · Answer

My boyfriend likes sex in the morning so I go with it but he usually gets on top. That's the deal.

Anonymous · Answer

I enjoy morning sex, but oddly, my last boyfriend did not. He was too sleepy and had a difficult time finishing when it was really early. It was generally weekends when we had sex in the a. m. 7:30-8 is a lot easier to get down with than 5!

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