Do you use the beach as you would porn?

Thanks to the heatwave the local beaches have been full of people of all ages wearing very little. Whether you like teens, milfs, grannies, fatties or skinny it was there in a bikini.
And this got me wondering, how many guys strolling along the beach were just topping up the wank bank rather than enjoying the sunshine?
Do you use the beach as you would porn?
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  • Nah. I never went to the beach just to look at girls. They're just a bonus.
    Do I notice cute girls? Hell yeah. But I don't wank at the mere sight of pretty women. I just thank the gods for such exquisite eye candy. I'm grateful for the existence of beautiful women. They brighten my day.

    Porn is different because I'm watching a woman taking it deep and hard. Now if I saw a beautiful, naked woman getting the shit fucked out of her at the beach, I'd be more inspired to get my rocks off right then and there.

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  • I think that’s common for guys, though more so for teenage boys who are not sexually active. I’d admit that’s something I would have done when I was a teen - constantly horny with raging hormones and erections, and the constant need to touch yourself to orgasm (and I wasn’t sexually active back then).

    With more widespread use of the internet, porn is becoming more accessible than ever before, so while it’d be safe to say that “using the beach as you would for porn” is still a thing, it has been in decline for many years now. For most men (past the raging hormones stage where even the wind blowing could get you hard), we still love to check out women at the beach but it’s no longer to top up the “wank bank”. It’s just because it’s a sight to behold.

Most Helpful Girls

  • no I use the beach for my own pleasure, IE, swimming mostly, and catching the sun, now a club or pub, that could be a maybe

  • Guys are always staring at me, but I am usually not wearing a top.

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  • That's pretty desperate and pervy. I mean there are a zillion pics just a few clicks away - people who have knowingly agreed to it. So why perv out with people on the beach who just want to chill? Just leave'm alone.

  • probably most of them, even the married guys.

  • Sure it’s fun to hang out at a beach and look. But I don’t use it as porn and not looking for sex or masturbation at a beach

  • I like the beaches in Europe better cause they are topless.

  • Bound to see more flesh on the beach I guess but no I don't go to the beach to ogle women or to get off over them.

  • how do you "mute" the beach?

  • Sexual thoughts in burning sunlight at 30+ degree weather? Yeah, good luck with that… 🥵

  • It's going to take more than someone wearing a bikini to get my dick hard. Don't get me wrong, I love to look but I need more than that for my spank bank

  • Even as a young 20’s sailor that never really occurred to me. Now that I’m too far remote from tourist beaches, alas, an opportunity wasted.

  • "Topping up the wank bank"? Okay "purple", I have taken some pictures at the beach with my iphone, to look at later, but can't remember 'topping up the wank bank' with 'em. 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

  • As a nudist no

  • I live in a bayside beach suburb. After 75+ years girls in bikinis on the beach aren't as erotic as they used to be. You get used to it.

    Oddly if a girl is wearing a bikini in the supermarket I find that highly erotic and stirring. Weird how my male brain works.

  • Is it really porn? Wouldn't Instagram be more appropriate? I mean in porn it would be about the couple, whereas on the beach it's either singles or groups.

    And if someone did use the beach like that, would he be bothered with his inability to choose a category? He's scrolling through the Boobs category when suddenly a BBC pops up in his vision and he can't swipe it away. I'd be okay with a pervert who uses the beach like that to suffer from circumstances like that.

  • My friends all call me Captain Jack, because I pretty much invented public beach jerking off. It started out innocently enough. I was an avid fisherman. Then one day, I got lonely thinking about all those fish in the sea. And I realized I didn't have to just stand there holding my rod, that I could also give it a good wanking and do the magical disappearing finger act. Not like the girls notice, they have their eyes closed.

  • No, I've never beat off on the beach. Besides, there's no naked girls fucking horses or dogs at most of them.

    • @funkymonkee Bestiality is execrable, erroneous and disgusting you sicko.

    • @MysteriousDarkness But, humour is not!

    • @funkymonkee Nothing you said was hilarious or even funny. Nothing you say will convince me otherwise.

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  • Personally not. Women in bikinis or even topless women wouldn't replace porn for me

  • Swim and sand. Can't do that at home and I have a wife, so why use beach time for women?

  • I don't really see too many hot girls on the beach anymore.

  • No, I don't even like the beach

  • lol I have been to the beach pretty often the last couple of months... and it is impossible not to capture mental images... just the other day, there were 3 bikini wearing attractive young ladies nearby... thong bikinis... at one point, I was in the water when I noticed they were taking pictures of themselves... I am assuming for Instagram... and one of them got into a squatting position to take pics of her friends who were sitting next to each other... the pic taker had her back to the water... my mental camera probably took more pictures than she did with her phone :)

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