Good morning beautiful people of GAG! When was the last time you got laid?

[Pinay_ako]

This is me this morning 🥱 😂 nothing to do with the question…

[Cynicaldreamer]

Let's see...

Over a decade or so now? Give or take. And no, not exaggerating. That's how long it's been since I was in a relationship

[Pinay_ako]

Same 😝

[Cynicaldreamer]

Hey! Look at us holding out and showing willpower! 🙌

[ArrowheadSW]

@cynicaldreamer But how long can you hold out? (Wink)

[Cynicaldreamer]

@ArrowheadSW I've made it this long. What's another 10-20 years? 😂

[Pinay_ako]

🤣 right!!!

[ArrowheadSW]

@cynicaldreamer @pinay_ako I think you need to let loose and have some fun... 😎 And it feels sooooo good!

[Pinay_ako]

@ArrowheadSW 🤣 I am having fun.

[xJayleenx]

Sunday night 😂

[Sevenpointfive]

If you want me to answer your DMs, do not start with a sex question.

Do not talk about sex, sex, sex with me. I fucking hate it!

[Pinay_ako]

Good one! 😜

[BLP11520]

My right hand 3 days ago 😉

[RosieMelts]

An hour ago…

[RosieMelts]

Lmfao jk 😂 unless mind orgasms count? 👐👀 lmaoo

[NathanDavis]

I say the count... lol

[RosieMelts]

@NathanDavis okay that would round out to about 🤔 144,009.021 … … Every hour lmfao jk jk

[NathanDavis]

oh, I would not doubt that... lol

[RosieMelts]

@NathanDavis bah 😆

[NathanDavis]

you do have one of those minds that need about nine entire universes to be contained... lol

[RosieMelts]

@NathanDavis lmao you don’t even know me 😂 but I appreciate it

[Pinay_ako]

Girrrrrlllll 🤣

[RosieMelts]

@pinay_ako 😆💕

[NathanDavis]

I already know enough... lol and brilliance of thought cannot be concealed, that's also true

[Pinay_ako]

🤣 I love your answer 😂 hey how’s the rice business doing 😝

[RosieMelts]

heyy it’s going good so far! I found aroma brand- like a lot lol- but I’m morefamiliar with the oster brand. Do you have any good brand recommendations? By chance 😅

[RosieMelts]

@pinay_ako if not, it’s totally fine by the way 👐

[Pinay_ako]

🤣 I use the tilda basmati rice brand the best! Wash or rinse it three times until the water is clear and use 3 cups of water well depends on how many cups of 🍚 you put. 🤣 sooo good! You can add whatever to your rice 😂. I like mine plain like me

[RosieMelts]

Haha awesomeee srsly #lifesaver and I’m sure the rice will be #flavorSavor 😆🤙

[ohsheeT]

It's just been way too long I mean I need some sex I need role play I need something my gosh it's just killing me LOL I need to do something

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Definitely not this morning so not such a "good" morning lol..

Seriously tho, It's been a little over a year 😔

[Aerissa_Jade]

Friday night, Saturday morning, Saturday afternoon, Saturday evening, Sunday morning, Sunday afternoon, Sunday night... and damn that was it, nothing for Monday or Today, its been way too long, have to see about doing something about that after work today.

[ArrowheadSW]

Danggggg! 😎

[Guy13]

That's kind of personal... Wait, let me run to the Face Insta and Snap to post Video... How dare you ask me that. ;-)

[FallonSamuels]

Two weeks ago lol

[RobT312]

2 nights ago

[MCheetah]

When did the movie Skyscraper release? That night was the last time. Also, that movie sucked. The Rock can't make a jump that far apart from each other!

[Sirenboobzilla]

Just this morning 😗 mama went to work happy 😊

[Studmuffin765]

Who fucked you? I’m guessing you came

[Sirenboobzilla]

The Pope

[Studmuffin765]

Hahah damn. He must have some good D 💀

[Sirenboobzilla]

You could say it was holy

[Studmuffin765]

Lol. Makes sense cause your holy too :)

[ObscuredBeyond]

8 years ago.

[summiter]

Yesterday morning... it was a good way to start out the day!

[Bolty44]

My last time was never🤷

[mandyfire98]

2 nights ago

[ZackBan]

Too long. Or more specifically about a month ago.

Honestly I've been getting the urge on and off for a few days but I'm visiting my parents meaning I have no free time or access to privacy

[PeteBy]

A week ago... working opposite shifts doesn't help.

[melanieeeB]

Lmao giirl somewhere sometime during Oktober 2021 ... I don't even really remember, I just know it wasn't that great like usually

[Still-alive]

What would it take for it to be great for you? jc.

[melanieeeB]

It's more the moment, when both are on the same page, emotion, mood and vibe... like this one time was off cause he already knew that he was gonna leave me and so he wasn't really there in the moment and unconsciously felt guilty. My best so far (not with the same person) was best, cause that was a time where I opened up about something and for a moment we both stopped doubting the other (it was an on off thing) and truly showed that we actually do care and both let down our guards and the moment itself was just so magical, the kiss he gave me that night is still burnt in my heart haha

[Still-alive]

yeah i knew you were the type where you need a deep emotional connection for it to be good hehe. thats good

[melanieeeB]

Of course I'm a spiritual person, otherwise it would be just a fuck and nothing meaningful

[NathanDavis]

I don't "get laid"

that makes me sounds like an absolute douchebag... lol

[Anjoomkabir]

Wow there are so many men here who are not getting laid.

[EmmaMary]

Last Sunday night.

[Carmen911]

4 months ago lol