How would you react if your partner suggested using a stocking in place of a condom?

I was on some next level dumb shit yo. He was like “i dont have a condom, lets use this foot stocking and i’ll stick my dick in it.” I said “wont that slip off?” He said “i’ll tie this rubberband around my dick.” I said, “doesnt this stocking have littles holes.” He said, “its not big enough for cum to seep through.” Good Lord I don't know how i made it out without getting pregnant 😂💀🤣 That mf slid on the stocking and tied a rubberband around his dick 3 whole times. He got one thrust in and screamed “shit its choking me. I can't wear this” 🤣💀😭
How would you react if your partner suggested using a stocking in place of a condom?
How would you react if your partner suggested using a stocking in place of a condom?
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This was like some homemade cockring shit but he tied the rubberband under the tip of the dick rather than closer to his balls 😂 And no a mf was not on birth control. Just straight dumb i tell ya 🤣💀🙈😭 We was slower than this man
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Whats worse is someone reminded me that I don't know where tf the stocking even came from 🙈 We snuck onto this newly constructed property and fcked in front of their fireplace. I dont know where he found that payless stocking 😭
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  • My daughter came home from school I think fifth grade and said her friend said she had sex over the weekend and my daughter said her friend wasn’t worried about getting pregnant because they used duct tape at which point my wife said wait who wore the duct tape and I had enough of that conversation and had to explain that her friend was lying and nobody in the history of sex ever used duct tape in place of a condom of course her friend was like 10 or whatever and obviously telling a story for attention you are just crazy and crazy lucky. Do you think your pussy was scared thinking dudes dick was a masked burglar. She might need some therapy

    • Im shocked she was lying. I wouldn't dare embarass myself like this for attention. All my stories have always been the truth. I was 15 and dumb and we legit used a stocking 🤷‍♀️

    • I use plastic bags

    • @maxflame so did this one guy i used to talk to 😂 He filled it with water or jello or some shit and fcked his couch 🤣

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Most Helpful Guy

  • "I was on some next level dumb shit yo."

    I'm going to have to agree with you there! That's just frightening, in so many different ways!

    • 😂😂😂

Most Helpful Girls

  • Like the ones you use when you try on shoes at the department stores? Good lord, I thought you meant like a sock.
    That is nuts!!

    • Yes the ones at the shoe store 🤣

  • I’d honestly smack him upside the head. That’s a whole new level of stupidity.

    • 😂😂😂

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  • I seriously doubt that it would be enjoyable for either one.

    • Lol we didn't do it log enough to enjoy

  • 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thank you for sharing this PSA with the younger crowd. You never know who needed to hear it.

    • Psa?

    • Public Service Announcement.

    • @CoolGuy7532 oh lmao. I googled that shit and it said something about a prostate 💀 So i was like did she mean PDA 🤣 gosh im an idiot

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  • Sounds painful

    • Maybe for him but Nah i was wet.

    • Lol... Ahh ok, was more worried about you... the rubbing of the fabric makes me think of rug burn

    • Oh nah i didn't feel a thing lmao

  • No I don't want nylon burn on my dick LOL I want it to be wet that's it

    • Lmao i was wet so i wasn't burnin. I don't know if he was

    • Well if he wasn't even smoking ready to burst into flames I can tell you that much at least I would have been no I would have interrupted probably I could just imagine lol

  • That dude was spinnin some serious bullshit trying to get laid. A stocking and rubber band...😂 😂 😂 😂 I can't...

    • The fact the shit worked 😭💀

    • Probably because it strangled his hard on into submission.

    • No i meant the fact i went through with the suggestion

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  • Well, necessity is the mother of invention...

    there's got to be an A+ in there somewhere for the effort

    • 🤣🤣🤣

  • I mean, I'm a dude, and as a dude, that dude was horny as fuck and thinking with his dick

    Skeet can sure the fuck get through panty hose. You just got lucky sis.

    • 😂😂😂

  • you should have your own Netflix series... lmao

    • The Dumb Days of a Dizzy Desii lol

  • That's one dumb mofo 🤣

    • We were both dumb

  • I would enjoy playing with your stockings but as condom they're indeed not safe 😉.
    I'd rather just put my hand in them and enjoy the feel ❤.

    • Lmao

    • ***pulls down you stockings*** mmmmmmmmmm! I'm happy 🌞😁

  • I would tell her ( bish please ) 🤣. But damn! I can't top your experience though.

    • Loll

  • I'd think he's crazy 😂

    • Lmao he was

  • ... why lol

    • I know 🤣

  • "shit its choking me" YEP! That'd bout just killed me! XD

    • 😂😂😂

    • this had to be boyfriend 1 back when you were like 15ish cuz I just can't imagine a grown man and this omg hahaha XD

    • Definitely the first at 15 😂🙈

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  • I hope this isn't a real story.

    • Now i feel second hand embarassment 💀

  • I thought this was a hypothetical situation. I had no idea you wee speaking from experience. You are a real individual and I mean that in the very best way.

    • Lmao i wish it were hypothetical 😂🙈

    • hahahaha

  • Wow, thats just next level.

    • I know 🙈

  • 😐😐😐😑.

    • I know 🙈

  • The nut is gonna seep right through it. It’d be pointless. I’d say we’d be better off using a sandwich bag.

    • Lmao omg the paper cuts 🤣

    • A sandwich bag tho. Only if I knew that when a girl was dtf that that is exactly what she means. I would've pulled something crazy. Like yo "I'm allergic to plastic" or " I feel suffocated while its on and I'm claustrophobic ".

    • A plastic sandwich bag girl… not a paper one lmao

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  • But why though?

    • Idkk

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