If I bathed in semen would I get pregnant?

First let me say this is a hypothetical question and I'm not after donations to fill my tub.

A old urban legend is a guy shoots his load in a pool and several girls fall pregnant. A common GAG questions is "we were dry humping and he came, am I pregnant?"

In both cases the answer is that semen needs to enter the vagina. However there are many cases of virgin births were the girl "claimed" only to have dry humped. (I call bullshit)

So here's the question. If I soaked in a bath full of jizz without any interference with my vagina would I get pregnant?
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If we assume the average bath tub holds 3000,000 mls and the average man shoots 5ml of semen that is 60,000 men. Assuming you can only fit 5 men around a tub (most are against a wall) and the average man takes 5 mins to wank it should take 2400 mins (40 hours) to fill the tub. According to Google there's 3,892,016,000 males in the world, now you know why the sea tastes salty.
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  • I think this is more related to an anatomy question I don't know the answer of, but you may do.

    Is it possible, if you are in a pool, for water to get inside of your vagina? How well do the muscles seal the entrance? If you get horny does your vagina open up?

    Basically, if there is any way for semen to get past your vaginal canal, then yes, you might get pregnant. However, there is another side to this problem: semen lives up to 3 days, afaik, so if some of it manages to get stuck on the walls of your vaginal canal and you have sex (or you masturbate by introducing something inside your vagina) you might get that semen pushed deeper inside your vagina, basically increasing the chances of it fertilizing an egg.

    Another anatomical question I am not sure the answer of is: is it possible for semen to swim through the mucous inside the vagina to reach an egg? Or is it too viscose? If the amswer is yes, they can swim, then that means that it might be able to fertilize an egg. But I am sure that the chances of this happening are very small, considering that the vast majority of semen that gets into the vagina doesn't make it to the egg.

    I think, in your extreme case with a bath full of semen, it might be possible to get pregnant, but not necessarily directly because of that bath, but because of what you may do after. Except if the vagina actually allows liquids to get inside, without external help, or if you somehow can contract your muscles inside your vagina to open it and let it fill up with the semen in the bath.

    However, in real life, in the case of a pool, I don't think this could be that likely, because normally you would have panties (bikinis) that would stick to your labia because of the watter and thus block even water from going in, so obviously other impurities or semen would be blocked too. The only way I see this (getting pregnant in a pool) happening in normal circumstances is if you are in a very small pool, naked, and a boy cums very close to your vagina. Semen is dumb and just swims wherever and hopes for the best, so basically you would either need to be very unlucky to have a spermatozoid find your vagina and also live thought the inside of it to find and fertilize the egg, or you would need to go with your vagina near enough the semen, or to try by yourself to get it inside you.

    • Thanks for the MHO. by the way, could you please answer me the first few questions I asked in that message? They do sound like rhetorical questions, but I am actually curious myself is liquids can get into the vagina just like that...

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  • I'm not a doctor, so I have no idea, but just guessing I'd say it's possible, but unlikely.

    A long time ago I asked a question about water entering the vagina of girls went into a pool or ocean. I quickly advised that's not possible unless the girl is spreading her vagina wide open, allowing the water to enter her.

    A popular scenario was to imagine what happens to my asshole. It's clenched so tight nothing can get in. Apparently that's the same for a vagina.

    So, while it's possible some of the semen can enter your vagina since, well, it's a hole into your body, it's very unlikely since, unless you're extremely aroused, your vagina will be clamped tight so nothing can enter it, it's doubtful semen will be the exception.

    Again there's always that possibility, especially if you're aroused, otherwise, it's not very likely.

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  • The entire question stinks of low IQ. As do the questions of "dry humping = pregnant". And "virgin births". Such people should be sterilized immediately as there are far more than enough dimwits in the world without them adding to the gene pool & weakening it further.

    • That's why I believe in darwinism

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  • You COULD get pregnant from a sperm bath but you still must have sperm enter the vagina and travel all the way to your egg. Very unlikely.

    In a public pool, the water temperature and chemicals would kill all sperm very quickly.

  • I think it is actually a tricky question.

    So lets assume it's a fresh load of semen and generally healthy.

    Semen 'knows' were to swim to find the egg. So even if you bend while you sit in the bath you might get some on your outer layer. They would be able to swim inside.

    So lets assume you also near or started ovulating (which also changes things). It's a fairly long swim inside and to your tubes. then there is the complexity of the egg accepting the sperm and it attaching to your lining.

    So all-in-all, I think it's not impossible, but unlikely.

    I have also heard of pregnancies' whilst ladies are on the pill. There is always a small chance.

  • I never really heard too many things about semen now I know with a pirate you probably could

  • I would imagine that it's possible, but not probable. They do swim :)
    I would doubt the pool thing more because most pools have pretty high levels of chlorine that would probably kill sperm pretty fast.
    As far as virgin birth, again I'd say unlikely, but plausible. The hymen isn't a fool proof barrier to semen.

  • If you don't get pregnant, you might start growing a tail.

  • Oh dear lord no! It takes millions of failed sperm to blanket the vagina thousands to actually go the right way find the egg and then hundreds to soften up the egg for "the one" to get through and fertilize. If you aren't putting at least 40 mil right into the vj. The chance you get a baby is practically nil. So no you can't get prego from the pool never mind the chlorine kills them.

  • The sea tastes salty because of shark tears and whales pissing themselves laughing at questions like these.

    Whether bathing, showering or squatting, it's immaterial as a successful pregnancy requires the temple run of sperm and egg to meet in the fallopian tubes.

  • I think the only way you could get pregnant in a bathtub full of jizz, you would have to open both outer, and inne lips and let it ooze into your vagina, even then I doubt it is going to get 6 inches into your cervix

  • I would assume it's possible but unlikely. Sperm can't travel that far so some of it would have to get inside the vagina, not just on the outside of the vulva

  • It's possible I guess

    Surely easier to get a sperm bank's entire inventory than the time involved with a bunch of wankers

  • This another angry feminist trying to soak in a bathtub of jizz

  • More than likely not, especially depending on how long you wait before getting in

  • My guess is you couldn't fill it fast enough before the little swimmers would be dead. But hey! Live your dream @purplepoppy.

  • Don't underestimate my semen.

  • Depends on how fresh it is and if there are any other chemicals.
    Assuming it was fresh and pure ejaculate of fertile men, yes. The swimmers would do their jobs.

  • Only if it stays a certain pH and a certain temperature. And semen also only survives for a certain time. Not very long.

  • No one knows for sure. I'm guessing no one tried that experiment. Until someone tries it, we won't know.

  • Weirder things have happened but it's exceedingly unlikely. Interesting cocktail napkin mathematics though 👍

  • Yes but you’re better off having my baby compared to anybody else on the site.

  • Im assuming your pretty loose "down there". So maybe?🤔 it really just comes down to exactly the shape and dimensions of aperture and the viscosity and volume of the bathing container. There are fluid dynamics formulas for all of this and if your interested I can send you the factors you'll need to measure for.

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