What do you refer to a guy masturbating as? Jerking off or something else?

[DizzyDesii]

Same question. Different terms. (Or is it Different question. Same terms.) lmao I mean there's too many to name— “jerking off”, “beating the meat”, “giving a handjob”, “masturbating”, “fapping”, “wanking”, “jacking off” “stroking”, etc? When i made some post in 2016 it had over like 20 phrases.
My personal favorite is when a guy says something like “I’m beating dis dick up for ya” or “come over here and beat dis dick up for meh”. I mean that statement is like epic. Its kinda rough but also contains the word dick which I love 🤣 I don't know a dude has to know how to talk to me otherwise I’ll shut him down fast lol. Shit like this will have me obedient af like “Yes Papi, tell me how ya want me to touch ya” 😂 Lol lemme stop.

Back in school we had code names for everything... Having sex was “walking”, masturbating was “tripping”, and giving/getting head was “falling” lol.

#FeelFreeToList

[innerman]

tickling one’self.
you don’t want anyone say you were tickling yourself, it be weird and everyone will be like, are you okay, you know girls exist.

[DizzyDesii]

Lmaoo

[innerman]

Walking.. tripping.. falling.. 😂😂.. kids use a lot of discretion. No adult would ever understand that

[DizzyDesii]

None did. They’d say what have you been doing today? We’d say “we went walking then i tripped and fell”. Lmao never knew a thing

[BJP21]

https://www.youtube.com/embed/N0ee4wqZvf8

George Carlin has it down.

[DizzyDesii]

Omg he's sayin so many bad words 😭

[BJP21]

Whenever you hear the bleep in certain reality TV shows, Think of George Carlin.

[BJP21]

Carlin became renowned for his 7 words you can't say on Television he had a Supreme Court case on what made such "bad words" so profane.

[Aerissa_Jade]

Beating the rabbit was a saying I had with one of my ex's, seemed to kind of stick but there is also lots of other ways of saying it to.

[DizzyDesii]

Lmao why is it called a rabbit tho

[Aerissa_Jade]

Cause it goes fast

[PBandJ_Nerd]

I usually call it masturbating but fapping also works.

[DizzyDesii]

Fapping sound too silly lmao

[PBandJ_Nerd]

I learned the term from anime/manga.

[DizzyDesii]

I learned it from white dudes. Never heard a black nor hispanic dude say that cringey shit 🤣

[PBandJ_Nerd]

But to be honest they call it that because that's the sound of masturbation. The girl version is called schlicking (or however it's spelled). They aren't wrong though because it does make that sound.

[matchrestore]

Boring again, but I just call it masturbating.

[DizzyDesii]

Its all good

[matchrestore]

Masturbating sounds classy compared to most of the slang terms for it.

[DizzyDesii]

Its slang for a reason. Nobodys tryna be classy in the bedroom

[matchrestore]

Bold of you to assume that's where I masturbate...

[spartan55]

Breaking one off, punching the clown, squarin off with the chicken... et. al.

[DizzyDesii]

Breakin one off sounds kinda hot if theyre breakin their dick off in me

[summiter]

Dessie as you know all younger guys masturbate frequently. I as well as most of my friends (guys and girls) usually call it jerking off. What do most girls call it?

[DizzyDesii]

I dont pay attention to what most do. Im asking what you do lmao. I just say the dudes jerkin off

[dustybiker]

Really depends how it fits the situation.

[DizzyDesii]

Oh it fits alright

[Wish4UrB00ty]

It really depends on who I’m talking too. I guess most often I just call it masturbating but fapping or jacking off also works. I see your point about that beating it though. I just don’t think I would ever phrase anything like that. Haha! I it does sound sexy when you say it though. Lmao!

[DizzyDesii]

It sounds sexy depending on the guy saying it

[Wish4UrB00ty]

Lol! Yeah I don’t think I’ll try it but I can totally see how it would be! 🥰😉

[OfMiceandMen]

Rub'n one out and hitting the forehead.

[DizzyDesii]

Hittin the forehead lmao thats a knew one!

[DizzyDesii]

*new*

[abc3643]

"Choking chicken" was a common term that we used to say.

For having intercourse, "Play hide the salami" was another common saying.

[DizzyDesii]

Ew no to both

[legalboxers]

thanks for the flasback bro

[SaoirseS]

Taking the situation in hand.

[DizzyDesii]

Lmao

[dinojames22]

Are you a hands on or hands off partner

[dinojames22]

Best answer by the way @saoirses

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Humping Your Fist!

[DizzyDesii]

Ummmm

[melanieeeB]

English: Jerking off
German: sich einen von der palme wedeln (kinda to wank off of a palm lol we have funny phrases for a lot of things)

[DizzyDesii]

Girl ain't nobody got time to say that longass statement 🤣

[melanieeeB]

Giirl I swear we somehow have the longest words for one single thing 😂 the german language is little complex

[dinojames22]

What do you call it when a gelirl gets off

[melanieeeB]

Es sich selbst besorgen

[Jennz6]

@melanieeeb I can’t spell in German, but I heard someone say “kitsla quails” what does that mean? Or let me know the meaning and correct spelling.

[Wish4UrB00ty]

So… things like this always crack me up about the German language. I love it!! Also… what’s that mean?

[melanieeeB]

@Wish4UrB00ty that one isn't that special haha it just means to do it yourself

[melanieeeB]

@Jennz6 uhm we sometimes say "Kristal klar" (very clear = "Yeah I understood it was very clear") maybe you mean that?

[DizzyDesii]

Ahh like how we say crystal clear as in we understand

[melanieeeB]

Ohh yeah 😂 totally forgot that with this there is an excat translation... it's way to early for my brain

[Fromdusktilldawn]

Sich einen wichsen sagen sie auch haha

[melanieeeB]

Jaa genau😂 aber find das mit der palme viel witziger

[DizzyDesii]

Yabba dabba doo

[Msputiton]

I usually say they playin wit it or playin wit they little pp.

I asked my ex in hs when he was trying to talk dirty if he was wiggling his gummy worm

[DizzyDesii]

Omg i actually forgot about that one 🤣 i do be askin people “ummm are you playin with yourself rn? You gotta be kiddin me!” 😂

[Msputiton]

🤣🤣

[DizzyDesii]

I can't explain how many dudes be jerkin off in the background during a casual conversation. Its rude as hell

[Msputiton]

Talking bout on here?

[DizzyDesii]

Some of everywhere lol

[Msputiton]

Smh. So creepy

[Ms_Facesitter]

Jerking off.

[DizzyDesii]

Yepp

[dinojames22]

So what would you tell a guy if you wanted to watch him?

[DizzyDesii]

@dinojames22 jerk it for me

[dinojames22]

@dizzydesii now that's hot

[Ms_Facesitter]

"don't call the cops on me"

[dinojames22]

? @dizzydesii

[dinojames22]

What do you call it when I girl gets off?

[Ms_Facesitter]

@dinojames22 DJ'ing

[Still-alive]

" "don't call the cops on me" " lols

[DizzyDesii]

@dinojames22 “fingering myself”. Something i dont do because i prefer someone else to finger me

[dinojames22]

It's always more fun to let others do it for you

[Agape93]

Jerking off

[DizzyDesii]

Same

[Agape93]

Hand to gland combat

[DizzyDesii]

Haha

[Agape93]

Lol.

[AviatorTom]

Most common is "jerking off"

[DizzyDesii]

For you or in general?

[AviatorTom]

Both, that's the term I use most often (there are others, of course), and also the most common for people I know. Sometimes the close equivalent "jack off" is used.

[talka20]

Mastrubate and fap too sometimes... rubbing my dick or touching also i say sometimes

[DizzyDesii]

Rub a dub dub

[talka20]

Maybe in a while not right now😂

[bowenw]

Spanking the monkey.

[DizzyDesii]

💀💀💀

[Orion76]

I can’t Believe I broke up mid-wack for this lol

[DizzyDesii]

🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

[Orion76]

It’s the Cry Wanks or jerkin the perkin, polish the puter or spank that Wiesel let’s not beat around the bush 🤣😂

[RavVid]

I use wanking.

[DizzyDesii]

Oh gosh not u being a wanker

[RavVid]

:) :)

[DizzyDesii]

I guess thats expected since AU and UK dudes are the only ones i ever heard saying it

[RavVid]

Occasionally jerk off but mostly wank. Possibly derived for wang for penis.