What's Something You Can Say To Both The President AND A Pornstar?

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0112358 · Accepted Answer

“Who does you spray tan they do an amazing job”
”my dick would look enormous compared to your tiny hands”
”I wouldn’t know I haven’t fucked like half of america”
”You seem to especially like fucking brown and black guys”
”I saw the one where the Russian guy totally made you his bitch”

AustinMan · Accepted Answer

Mr. President, it's a damn shame you're not remotely as good at your job as she is at hers. She'll do things for the audience only whereas you make even nat'l security decisions based on your personal finances and reelection probabilities.

StarryCrossing · Accepted Answer

I was gonna say grab em by the pussy, but that’s not original 🤔 Hmm... “Damn, I never seen someone fuck so many people at once.” 😂

Breanna_nonbinary · Accepted Answer

You could say one likes big dicks and the other is a big dick.

SarahNiemann · Answer

Woah! I’m glad I don’t have your job!

Fatherhere901 · Answer

"Here is a few dollars towards your performance, you keep doing what you do"

I-am-a-nobody · Answer

You need forgiveness for your sins through Jesus Christ. This applies to other people, too.

BuckWild · Answer

I would say, fucking you you fucking a uppity bitch I'm going to fuck you and all of your fucking fish eating friends in front of your fucking mothers.

Sorry. I like Adam Sandler. I wish he was president.

Jjpayne · Answer

Did you have sex with that woman? 😂 Both porn stars and presidents have 😂

Freddy78361 · Answer

How many people have you screwed today? Say... your staff is pretty big. My son will be so impressed that I met you! Your business is certainly a dirty one.

BeenThereLovedIt · Answer

I don't know, perhaps I'd just say this: "At least the pornstar is honest about fucking people for money"

GoodGuyBreakingBad · Answer

All I can say is The Pornstars had their share of Men and adding President Trump doesn't matter much more they all like their sex.. LMAO

blutwolfe · Answer

"make America great again" do et

humanearth · Answer

Do you like German food?

floyd13 · Answer

When you get paid to be filmed fucking people, then your life is a success

NewZion · Answer

Haters gonna hate.  You do you.

RyanK9 · Answer

Both are paid

jamesgoldman · Answer

You fuck people for a living

magiusX26 · Answer

depending on the porn star. "i hear you like beung peed on"

R3DthatDude · Answer

Your fired

genericname85 · Answer

they're both trying to fuck other people up the ass.

Grond21 · Answer

You are overpaid. That's a fake tan. Stop trying to f*ck things up.

rose004b · Answer

That they have a dirty mouth?

ThatGuy133 · Answer

You suck

_no_one_ · Answer

"I hate fake people" coz a pornstar fakes orgasms and a president is a politician they give fake promises and all.

justcurious2019 · Answer

You have fucked the wrong people

Raja1881 · Answer

How both of you can screw people while getting paid and STILL keep your job is beyond me.

TonyMetal___86 · Answer

"Emotion manipulators" cause they both play on people's emotions...🙂

Quidthonian · Answer

You screw me for money.

Stan_Control_ · Answer

Nice hair.

honeymonster000 · Answer

What was you thinking lol

Meatunnel69 · Answer

“I hope you like mushrooms”

Jandojo · Answer

Grab them by the pussy I guess..

GreenGold1992 · Answer

"I'm so glad I'm not you"

ask4any · Answer

"SHAME ON YOU!"

HonestWeirdo · Answer

Its a pleasure to be in the company of such a lovely bush

bklynbadboy1 · Answer

Go suck a dick!

asshole_ · Answer

Paid, to be a bitch

gabrial97 · Answer

Go buy an island and live there you and your hoes and if its possible take the illuminati with you.

888theGreat · Answer

well if you are low enough to be a porn star with no morals , you can believe they would lie. So I am not convinced President Trump had relations with her. Also , porn people have diseases , and Trump is a disease freak. He hates being sick, that would also boost that he didn't put his little mister in her.

simplelikeme · Answer

🤣🤣🤣 I can say this for the president I can say this for the porn stars I can say this for the men and I can say this for the women, we all like to bust a nut 🤣🤣🤣

2ndTryatThis · Answer

“Clean yourself up, you’re a fucking mess..”
”I’m going to destroy you!”
”We’ve all seen you do the most vile things”
”I saw you go down on television.”
”fame won't fill that gaping void!”
”what is all over your face?”
”I’ve seen your pictures all over the internet”

Mehzmeh · Answer

Suck it ;-D

Tstrbrainer · Answer

You need to handle more people at the same time. 😝😝😝😝

You are a difficult person to reach.

You must be tired working day and night.
You are blonde? 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

You are amazing.

Okay, it's not surprising that the pictures are easy to find 😜😜😜.

AkshiJanjua · Answer

Make America great again

mrgspoter · Answer

Stop taking money and such stuff of greedy old men and rich people to do weird shit that everyone can see..

Geminiheart69 · Answer

My president is the man, my dogg. to the pornstar make that money n keep it moving girl.

FanticSoul · Answer

Use there mind and often use there mouth

michael1469 · Answer

They both suck.

_johnflin_ · Answer

They are soo fucked ryt now..

Nice222 · Answer

I love your work.

wellendowedwonder · Answer

Grab your ankles, this will just take a few minutes. lmfbo

floorislava85 · Answer

I don’t care your hot

jon28805 · Answer

They both suck.

bassinguy76 · Answer

Go fuck yourself 😁

Rockys92 · Answer

Fuck you... lol

NathanT626 · Answer

Why did you have sex with her when you have a wife

welhung69 · Answer

They are both used to fucking people over and over again 😆

Anonymous · Answer

Let me in

Anonymous · Answer

Bend over.

Anonymous · Answer

I'm getting fucked no matter who I talk to

Anonymous · Answer

*gets out cash* I’m gonna want a favor. You’re disgusting. Are you sure you could handle this big load?

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