Why is the penis mightier than the sword?

[purplepoppy]

This place I know has a sign up saying " the penis mightier than the sword".
That doesn't make sense because in a fight the man with a sword is going to win all the time no matter how big or hard your penis is.

[Lliam]

Punctuation error. The actual quote is "The pen is mightier than the sword." Whomever made the sign you read left out the space between pen and is. "PEN IS" versus "PENIS".

Remember kids, punctuation is important. LOL

It's like the signs that leave the g out of Angus when they say "Try our new black anus burger."

[Bricealan]

@Lliam Damn, I've never tried one of those!!!

[Emiliamazing]

@Bricealan be sure to order the tossed salad with your anus burger

[Bricealan]

@Emiliamazing Hey Emilia, I would toss your salad any day, that way I would save the cook time making me one! LOLOLO

[Emiliamazing]

@Bricealan someone is revved up today! I hope you have a fun weekend. I know I'm going to.

[Bricealan]

@Emiliamazing Well, piano and violin practice, and workbook, but still fun.

[Emiliamazing]

@Bricealan that sounds wonderful. Perhaps you'll have someone to practice with?

[Bricealan]

@Emiliamazing Well the problem for me is playing WITH another violinist, since if I make a mistake, it screws me up, and I usually stop playing. Instructor wants me to practice with a player on Youtube, and if I make a mistake, try to recover and catch up with her. She said it is a common thing even in an orchestra, ("nobody is perfect, she says") but you have to keep your cool, continue to play and catch up. One time (she plays in an orchestra) she said the pianist made a mistake and stopped playing altogether and wanted the entire orchestra to start over. "Can you imagine how embarrassing that was for the rest of us": she said. Anyway, I will try to push on. LOLOL

[bean2k21]

You can't really train a slave with a sword. If they're disobedient, you end up just wacking their head off. But, with a penis, you can reward them. Let's say my slave has been really good and called me 'Sir' and 'Master' and always asked permission to masturbate. I would think, wow, that this slave must really be ready to admit that its vagina is my property. Thus, I would reward it with just a little tip of the penis while the slave is cuffed to the cellar wall. Over time, I can give her more and more penis until the slave is fully trained. Next, we could work the anus a bit, but that would take another paragraph. Maybe I should get my A. I. bot to write it for me, but first I have to eat some lunch. Wait a minute.

[bean2k21]

- Clearly define the objectives and goals: "By the end of this training you will be able to take a serious ass pounding." - Asses the learner's current level - Use different training methods: Fingers, tongue, horsewhip. - Provide feedback: "Your ass feels great and such."

[bean2k21]

Thank you for the 'Most Helpful Opinion' award! I hope my perspective has helped shed light on the importance of penis and its ability to effect change.

[SaoirseS]

Suggest they redo the sign and put more spacing between the n and i in penis 😀. After that they can go down the street and separate the c and l in the word click so it doesn’t look like “dick here”

[Emiliamazing]

I'll take famous horse semen for $500 Trebek

[SnowedIn]

Some of the best SNL ever...

[Emiliamazing]

@SnowedIn I wish I could remember more, but that one was implanted in my memory bank instantly

[SnowedIn]

YouTube had them all my friend... 😎

[Emiliamazing]

@SnowedIn there's only so much time. I don't spend a lot of time searching for answers on the Internet, I just throw out replies.

[SnowedIn]

Lmao

[Bricealan]

Here is the $500.00 question. How many gallons of semen did: "Authentic" -expel before his Kentucky Derby win in 2020?

[Emiliamazing]

@Bricealan how about I pay $500 to not know the answer!

[Bricealan]

@Emiliamazing the above question, is in regard to your Taking " Famous Horse Semen for $500.00"

[SnowedIn]

roflmfao

[Emiliamazing]

@Bricealan oh, I know it. I love your cleverness, but I do not want to hear about gallons of horse semen. You're coming. Siri is very much appreciated, don't ever think we're not laughing with you :-)

[Bricealan]

@Emiliamazing Okay, you're down 500.00, going into the Jeopardy last round

[Emiliamazing]

@Bricealan i'm going to double down and help for a suitable category into my massive musical knowledge base!

[Bricealan]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Bricealan]

@Emiliamazing Good thing somebody clarified that it was a error in punctuation. Can you imagine how many morons on GAG that would have lost their penis trying that out? Then on the upside, might have been a GOOD thing!

[Pyrofox]

A sword can win the battles now, and the penis well it can insure the potential of generations to come. Essentially the idea is whats the glory now worth if there isn't anyone to remember it type of philosophical thinking.

[MrCommodore]

Your place must be full of cocks

[integrale77]

Are you just twisting the phrase "the pen is mightier than the sword"
Basically the pen can start or end a war with the right. Words!

[coachTanthony]

Because the penis can sign things into law lol

[SnowedIn]

I think because if you ejaculate on the sword wielder they drop their sword in disgust thus giving you the upper hand. So to speak.

[LiamJHayden]

🤣 I refuse to submit to the no Emoji react tyranny.

[SnowedIn]

I salute you, sir, for your creativity.

[OfMiceandMen]

I wonder if the person is implying penises have killed more people than the sword?

If so, that is really deep.🤔

[LivDev]

You can be impaled by both so I think they're more similar than anything.

[Berethor]

It a metaphor, it reminds me the flesh is stronger scene from Conan, it's the person with a penis who made the sword and person with a penis who wields the sword, also even if fighting without weapons, the penis could had made a lot of humans that can dogpile the sword user.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/P2EQ0FlVks4

[Catharine_N]

I don't think literally? Well a penis can penetrate me and make me submit. But a sword will just kill me. A penis could get close it feels like lmao 😂

[Guffrus]

Perhaps they meant meatier?

[normalice]

Swords can only make holes. Dick puts them to use.

[KathrynTaylor]

Lol clever play on words

[Sevenpointfive]

because you don't bring a knife to a gunfight, just like you don't bring a sword to a cock fight. you understand? unless it's a very broadsword

[Wade12345]

When I was 19/20 years old and testing for black belt, I could disarm a second degree black belt who was armed with not one, but two escrima sticks... without getting hit.

[Bricealan]

Well, not so fast, Purple. What if the guy has a penis like a Samurai Sword?

[Soremain]

Yeah but if the guy who you beat with a sword had bigger penis than you, you'll still feel like a loser. And everyone is going to think the reason you used a sword was to compensate your small penis. And if you both used swords, you were practicing more because the other guy was using his mightier penis all the time and didn't have the time to practice.

[AviatorTom]

Amazing what a space, or lack thereof, will do. I was playing trivia the other night at a local bar, and one of the teams was called penisland, and the woman running the trivia called them pen island. ;-)

[sheenagwapa]

marketing for males

[FunkyMonkee]

Because a dick makes a girl VERY happy! You try putting a sword up there and see how happy she gets!!

[Heterosketero]

To get to the other side, racist!